Unfortunately we are stuck here. We have sold our beautiful mouse-free home in Lancashire and moved to Scotland to be near our new build, which was supposed to be finished in July. This poxy bungalow is half a mile from the plot in an extremely quiet location (one reason for building here in the first place) but it's a holiday cottage not a long-term let. Beware the holiday cottage that's still free at the end of summer when everything else is booked solid. It belonged to an elderly widow so it's full of old people's junk. Just about the only good points are proximity to the plot, incredible peace and it's warm and dry with a plentiful supply of wood for the stove. But the feckin mice are doing my head in and now I've persuaded the owner to give me the key to the attic I've realised it's so filthy up there that at ought not to be rented at all. Even going up to clear out all the crap would be harmful to health as you would inhale all the dry mouse droppings.
But we've no choice, our cat is with us, probably she's the reason why the mice haven't come inside yet, and there's nowhere else suitable close by. Any other holiday cottage would certainly also have mice so we'd be no better off and most holiday cottages are old Victorian, stone and freezing cold and damp, no good for the impending winter. There wouldn't be any point in renting a house as it would mean two moves of furniture and would be for a minimum of six months.
So we have succeeded in getting ourselves into a horrible horrible situation but at least we are safe and secure. Everybody else in the village is also suffering with mice and the pest control guys are mad busy. All I can do is keep listening for that loud clack as a trap goes off and hope I can make a difference to the infestation. The rodent guys will lay poison and a mouse will die inside and stink like the last one did.