betty swollocks
large member
Dear Dave, I've already had quite enough of the wetness and general gloominess thank you and another few months of the same simply doesn't bear thinking about. SO, please muster all the remaining Royal Navy vessels and get them to drag the British mainland south a few hundred miles. To roughly where the Canary Islands are looks good. If the remainder of the British Isles want to come too, they're welcome: I'm sure you can rustle up a fisheries protection vessel or a few rowing boats. Ta ever so,
love betty x
love betty x