Dear David Cameron.

[betty swollocks]

Dear Dave, I've already had quite enough of the wetness and general gloominess thank you and another few months of the same simply doesn't bear thinking about. SO, please muster all the remaining Royal Navy vessels and get them to drag the British mainland south a few hundred miles. To roughly where the Canary Islands are looks good. If the remainder of the British Isles want to come too, they're welcome: I'm sure you can rustle up a fisheries protection vessel or a few rowing boats. Ta ever so,
love betty x

 

[ufkacbln]

I doubt the few remaining vessels would be sufficient to tow a small rock

 

[Over The Hill]

I think we could leave Scotland behind as they are far too pale to stand that much sun.


Does Cameron do anything? I only see him talk tough and sit on his hands.

 

[byegad]

I think we could leave Scotland behind...edit...

That will make the SNP very happy.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dear Dave, I've already had quite enough of the wetness and general gloominess thank you and another few months of the same simply doesn't bear thinking about. SO, please muster all the remaining Royal Navy vessels and get them to drag the British mainland south a few hundred miles. To roughly where the Canary Islands are looks good. If the remainder of the British Isles want to come too, they're welcome: I'm sure you can rustle up a fisheries protection vessel or a few rowing boats. Ta ever so,
love betty x

That first sentence had me thinking you were worried about policy and the build up to the General Election

 

[cyberknight]

I think we could leave Scotland behind as they are far too pale to stand that much sun.

It would solve all this mucking about with devolution votes

 

[nickyboy]

Been a great year weatherwise so far. Winter/Early Spring in N England was mild and not particularly wet. Only one snowy day in Glossop which is almost unheard of (sorry Davina McCall, that was the day you rode through our little town on your charity ride). June arrives.....BANG....great weather all the way through to mid August. Warm, sunny, not too hot. A couple of wet and wild weeks at the end of August then....BANG....fabulous September. Warm, sunny, practically no rain. October/November nice and mild. Bit wet but that's normal.

Stop moaning and get out on your bike, that would be my (and DC's) advice

 

[Beebo]

The Canary Islands are too far south for me.
I'll jump off as we pass La Rochelle

 

[brand]

Dear David stop saying this is a policy we are bringing in then promptly bottle out.
Maggie would call you a wet...and be right.
You have no bottle you wa*ker. Spineless is the best way to describe you.

 

[brand]

Been a great year weatherwise so far. Winter/Early Spring in N England was mild and not particularly wet. Only one snowy day in Glossop which is almost unheard of (sorry Davina McCall, that was the day you rode through our little town on your charity ride). June arrives.....BANG....great weather all the way through to mid August. Warm, sunny, not too hot. A couple of wet and wild weeks at the end of August then....BANG....fabulous September. Warm, sunny, practically no rain. October/November nice and mild. Bit wet but that's normal

Stop moaning and get out on your bike, that would be my (and DC's) advice

I thought it was very mild myself but is there any weather unsuitable for cycling?
PS there is still toms on my plants all though the plants aren't looking to happy. In Northern Lincolnshire.
PS The plants are outdoors

 

[brand]

The Canary Islands are too far south for me.
I'll jump off as we pass La Rochelle

Is that the French pronunciation for Rochdale?