Dear Leicester........

[ComedyPilot]

This is a cow:

This is a horse:

This is a car park:

THIS is a graveyard:

Capisce?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-22404032 - Obviously not......

 

[TVC]

You're really not going to like it when we tell you that there are the remains of a Roman bath house under the lorry park on the north side of Leicester Forest East services.

As an aside, the digger on the right is my mate Tony, we shared a house as students, me studying Engineering and him, strangely enough Archeology.

 

[Dayvo]

Are they still both students? They look very skinny!

 

[TVC]

They spent all their money on booze and fags....nothing left for baked beans and noodles

You are dangerously close to the truth there.

 

[Lullabelle]

And everyone reckons Gary Lineker put Leicester on the map!