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[QUOTE 1630001, member: 3143"]Really? I must of missed that bit, funny where?[/quote]
you dont do funny do you
you dont do funny do you
Dear Tragic Hipster (Pt II)
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GrumpyGregry
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[QUOTE 1629912, member: 3143"]Er no, not really. You actually missed your chance to educate the guy and see if he is ok at the same time. Coming off like that would have been humilating and you could of used this to reinforce your points regarding RLJ, filtering. Yet you decied to laugh at what probably was and could of been a serious injury. From reading on here and bike riding experience, incidents like these can result in a facial injuries, concussion and even head fractures. But no because of your petty grievences with the guy all you did was laugh. Sad is a word that springs to mind. If you ever have an off and someone stops - think of what you done.[/quote]
Lee in this, and perhaps in other things, I have one supreme advantage over you. I'm me. I was there. You weren't. (Unless you are Mr Cockwomble and thus I can claim my five pounds) I know what happended after I stopped laughing and you don't.
So how about you take your opportunity to educate, there was none the guy was a cock who shouts at girls who stop at RL's, and your potential serious head injuries, there were none he remaineda cock, and all your crass assumptions, which make you look a cock and go away.
Lee in this, and perhaps in other things, I have one supreme advantage over you. I'm me. I was there. You weren't. (Unless you are Mr Cockwomble and thus I can claim my five pounds) I know what happended after I stopped laughing and you don't.
So how about you take your opportunity to educate, there was none the guy was a cock who shouts at girls who stop at RL's, and your potential serious head injuries, there were none he remaineda cock, and all your crass assumptions, which make you look a cock and go away.
Glow worm
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But someone who calls themselves 'God like on a bike' can't possibly be a cock surely?! Or even a cockwomble
Becs
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ha ha, cockwomble. Now I have something to interchange with f*ckwit. (not read the rest of it btw) ha ha cockwomble
[QUOTE 1630278, member: 3143"]You've obviously never seen me ride a bike wrt to defensive riding, holding a line, anticipation, and generally seeing things before they happen (as I did yesterday with some Doris on a tandem, who got a bollocking). If you did then you'd understand.[/quote]
Well that seems to have ended very well.
We've all got a sense of humour and none of us takes himself too seriously.
'The threatened superfluity of civic cockwomblery appears for the moment to have receded'. (WS Churchill 1941)
Well that seems to have ended very well.
We've all got a sense of humour and none of us takes himself too seriously.
'The threatened superfluity of civic cockwomblery appears for the moment to have receded'. (WS Churchill 1941)
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GrumpyGregry
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[QUOTE 1630277, member: 3143"]No you don't and I'm only going on the OP, you see fit to laugh at other cyclists who hit the deck, for some weird reason. Remember that next time you come off your bike.[/quote]
He hit the deck because he was an incompetant arrogant cockwomble. Something you both appear to have in common.
He hit the deck because he was an incompetant arrogant cockwomble. Something you both appear to have in common.
PpPete
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Are we not forgetting the possibility that the cockwomble indulges in such behaviour precisely because of a previous brain injury?
betty swollocks
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Always good to hear of a bully and know-it-all getting their comeuppance.
Thanks for the humorous account.
Thanks for the humorous account.
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'Cockwomble' 
If Id've been drinking tea when I read that it would've ended up sprayed all over the monitor!
Absolutely cracking post Greg, one of this year's best I think.
If Id've been drinking tea when I read that it would've ended up sprayed all over the monitor!
Absolutely cracking post Greg, one of this year's best I think.
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Speaking as one of the brain injured we ought to remember that possibility and then discount it immediately anyway. Even if only for comic effect.
middleagecyclist
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[QUOTE 1629999, member: 3143"]...forget the broken nose, and cracked teeth...[/quote]
Yep. Not going to kill him. Serves him right. Lots of others to help. Black Fairies and all.
Now if he'd come off and was laying unconcious with a fractured cervical spine and a cerebral bleed on a quiet road somewhere, I would expect the conscientious cyclist to stop and remove the obstruction from the highway lest it causes an injury to someone else happening along. But that's just my take on it as a good Samaritan.
Yep. Not going to kill him. Serves him right. Lots of others to help. Black Fairies and all.
Now if he'd come off and was laying unconcious with a fractured cervical spine and a cerebral bleed on a quiet road somewhere, I would expect the conscientious cyclist to stop and remove the obstruction from the highway lest it causes an injury to someone else happening along. But that's just my take on it as a good Samaritan.
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[QUOTE 1630633, member: 3143"]Right, correct me if I'm wrong, but I've never disputed the above (in bold). Merely the fact that you chose to laugh at someone who had, had a fall on a bike - which is worrying.
Exactly how am I incompetant and arrogant?[/quote]
You know what Lee? I can't be arsed to grapple with the enormity of your humorless, sanctimonious "God like on a bike" ego. Every contribution you've made to this thread, via tone and detailed content, indicates incompetence as a human being and arrogance in equally tragic measure.
Exactly how am I incompetant and arrogant?[/quote]
You know what Lee? I can't be arsed to grapple with the enormity of your humorless, sanctimonious "God like on a bike" ego. Every contribution you've made to this thread, via tone and detailed content, indicates incompetence as a human being and arrogance in equally tragic measure.
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[QUOTE 1630733, member: 3143"]In other words, you have no reponse to what was a fair opinion - this being it ain't exactly nice laughing at someone who has face planted the pavement, regardless of what they have done.
You carry on though mush, and as mentioned to another CC member - my apologies if I don't find you laughing at someone who has come off their bike or the term you used to describe them funny.
In addition you have not answered my question, or rather tried to answer with no real substance, which I'm sorry to say shows your own incompetence and arrogance in itself.[/quote]
Please see my previous post.
You carry on though mush, and as mentioned to another CC member - my apologies if I don't find you laughing at someone who has come off their bike or the term you used to describe them funny.
In addition you have not answered my question, or rather tried to answer with no real substance, which I'm sorry to say shows your own incompetence and arrogance in itself.[/quote]
Please see my previous post.
middleagecyclist
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[QUOTE 1630635, member: 3143"]Oh dear, even if the above is dry it is still humourless. As I've said, remember the above the next time you come off your bike.[/quote]
Lee.
A comedian I do not claim to be but, judging on you posts here, I really think you are the last person decide whether something has humour or not. While I'm sure your replies will have given many an unintentional chuckle or two you have spectacularly failed to grasp the finely judged and crafted humour in the OP.
I suggest you remove the seat post of self righteousness from which ever hole you keep it in, take a couple of painkillers and go and relax a little. I hope you do come to learn how to appreciate the humour inherent in everyday life. It must be a very sad existence without this ability.
Now, having expended several minutes of my life in communication with you, I need to get on with something important. So, like Greg, I will not be replying further. Goodbye and good luck.
Lee.
A comedian I do not claim to be but, judging on you posts here, I really think you are the last person decide whether something has humour or not. While I'm sure your replies will have given many an unintentional chuckle or two you have spectacularly failed to grasp the finely judged and crafted humour in the OP.
I suggest you remove the seat post of self righteousness from which ever hole you keep it in, take a couple of painkillers and go and relax a little. I hope you do come to learn how to appreciate the humour inherent in everyday life. It must be a very sad existence without this ability.
Now, having expended several minutes of my life in communication with you, I need to get on with something important. So, like Greg, I will not be replying further. Goodbye and good luck.