Deliberate collision

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Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
Last Saturday Cubette and I cycled along a quietish route, mainly involving sustrans routes. Ever since her accident in December she has been a bit nervous about going out on the road, so i decided to try and boost her confidence a bit. We had to ride a few on-road miles between paths, and I tokk the opportunity to teach her about all-round observation, and signalling.

At one junction we had to cycle from a mini-roundabout up a short stretch to a right turn. The road up to the right turn is lovely and wide, and I showed her how to check behind, signal right and if clear move to the centre line ready to turn right when safe. She was a few yards behind me and as we approached the right turn I saw that there was a car approaching us from behind, and one coming down the hill towards the junction. We paused to let him pass (a track stand of perhaps one second) and turned. The junction has a bollarded island/refuge creating a pinchpoint, so I took a primary line as I turned into the junction, and as I could hear a car engine very close behind I looked back and saw Cubette had been forced right over to the kerb, as a little sporty hatchback had tuned right at the same time as her. He was now sharing the pinchpoint with me.

Infuriated by the fact he had bullied my eleven year old daughter into coming to a complete halt, I looked him in the eye and called him a "Tosser". This was when the fun really began.

Looking straight at me he turned his wheel and his car connected with my shoulder, elbow, his wing mirror hit my right hand and handlebar and his front wing connected with my front wheel. I was forced into the kerb, desperately trying to unclip my feet from the pedals. As the car was now pinning my right foot, I just about managed to get my left down onto the kerb, but I was mighty close to falling off altogether. . His window came down and he told me to "Get a hold of yourself you fat b*stard" before bravely laughing and driving off.

I was left uninjured, but very shaken and so furious I was within a gnat's cock of throwing my bike at his car as he drove off. Sense prevailed however!

I managed to get his number, and have made a statement to the police. Will keep you updated on progress.

Cubette was in floods of tears afterwards, so I am really looking forawrd to him being prosecuted.
 

Davywalnuts

Chief Kebab Taster
Location
Staines!
Oh my god! My blood boils, what a complete cock!

Am sorry to hear this has happened and with your daughter in tow that is disgusting behavour!

Am glad you are both uninjuried, physically anyhow!

But I really hope the police chuck the book at the ***T!
 
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Cubist

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
User3143 said:
Hope that self-gratification artist gets whats coming to him.

But I have to say this as well though, why oh why was you not cycling behind instead of in front?

I went out with my Dad for a couple of rides when I was a kid and he always stayed behind and could see what I was doing. If I done anything wrong he would tell me to pull over and then tell what I was doing wrong and how to correct it.
Lee, we take it in turns to lead and follow. We had been talking, ironically, about taking the right line, and I wanted to show her the right line for a complicated junction. She had been leading for most of the route!
 
What a complete cock. If I had his number, I know what I'd be inclined to do, as it is very easy to track someone down by a numberplate nowadays. It makes my blood boil just reading this. Bad luck for having to share the road with a total idiot :smile:
 
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Cubist

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
I always ride behind the boy when we are out. Slightly out to the right, and I can protect him by forcing the cars wider.

That's in no way a criticism of your behaviour though. My boy is 7, 11 is an age where I'd be hoping to give more responsibility to a child.

I do hope that the police take this seriously.


They should do. I'm their boss!:smile: Not, you'll understand that that has anything to do with how the case progresses, as to try and influence the outcome would lack integrity. I also have to tread very carefully, as the primal urge to hit him until he stops wriggling still festers under the surface.
 
Well I hope he's prosecuted.

I also hope Cubette is not put off, that's the 2nd incident with you now :smile:

Anyway, what about this allegation of fatness, can he substantiate it?
 
That sounds horrific – glad you’re both OK. Hope the little tosser gets all that’s coming to him.
When you find out who he is, I think you should post his details up here – in the name of public interest that is – I mean, we all need to know who to be careful of while cycling on the road… :smile:
 

mr_cellophane

Legendary Member
Location
Essex
Cubist said:
Looking straight at me he turned his wheel and his car connected with my shoulder, elbow, his wing mirror hit my right hand and handlebar and his front wing connected with my front wheel.

How tall a car was this ? :biggrin:

Couldn't you have turn your front wheel out a bit so that he would have got a nice scratch along the side ? :smile:
 
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