“I will have a look in at CycleChat while I’m having my morning coffee”
…lifts the filter cone off the mug, switches off Woman’s Hour, plonks his carcass at the kitchen table…
”Now, what are these muppets arguing about this morning? Ooh, wonder if that Lancastrian dude has more to say on disabled parking bays? Nah, I’ll leave that for tonight. Too exciting for daytime reading. Oh, I do miss Drago! I bet that dog is massive by now. Wonder if it can run as fast as his owner. Ahh, this should be a straightforward thread. Denis Waterman has croaked. Shame. Right. I’ll have a look.”
…coffee almost cold, finds himself on a celebrity website, looking at a picture of Rula Lenska fondling a baby elephant’s trunk. He thinks he might type “every cloud..” in a post, but thinks better of it. Glugs the last ounce of coffee, flicks the radio back on, and sings idly “I could be so good to you. Treat you like you want me to. Dah. Dat dat de di dah…
