mr_hippo
Living Legend & Old Fart
Painless dentistry? If your dentist is male, gently hold his balls and say "We are not going to hurt each other, are we?
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numbnuts said:I have a Chinese dentist he is very good,
but I just wish I could understand what he’s saying

postman said:Had my six monthly inspection and clean and polish on Thursday.Only pain was the bill .Sixty two quid.
Smokin Joe said:On a serious note, I have an idea for an excellent way to save the health service money and make a visit to the dentist much more bearable. Instead of administering an expensive anasthetic the nurse could perform oral sex on you while the dentist is drilling or pulling, thus taking your mind off the pain.
I once wrote to the minister suggesting it, but I think the letter got lost in the post because I never received a reply.
Aperitif said:I work within a dental practice (it's a long story) and I used to have a real problem with appointments at my dentist.
I blame my cousin who whacked me in the mouth with a 3 wood - about an hour before I was due to see Jason and the Argonauts at the cinema (check the date that film was released!)
Slowly but surely I have dealt with the demons, aided by a good approach from my dentist and I would advise anyone to take the first step and get seen asap.
Modern methods of dentistry are mostly painless - it's the noise that creates t
I now spend he imaginary 'pain'every day looking at teeth in one state or another - it's truly wierd
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not only in the 'gum' BUT the injection
in the roof of the mouth. I put 2 and 2 together whilst gripping the sides of 'the chair' the other day and realise that when people say injections into bone are quite painfull and I realised that the roof of the mouth IS bone ! 
) in a robotic shopping trance decided to go where I was so as Im such a respecting lad - I avoided her but the mouth didnt avoid the pavement ever since the mouth has been on the decline due to ****ed nerves basically & ive been on the lookout for women in a robotic shopping trance whom i can peasurably knock over without an ounce of of guilt !