Department store evacuated after fox falls through ceiling

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Tin Pot

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Police investigating the method and motive were said to be foxed.
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
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Police investigating the method and motive were said to be foxed.

Out foxed even!

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Tin Pot

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Cleaners in the aftermath asked that if next time, perhaps the department store could seek a toilet.
 

Tin Pot

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In an interview, witnesses to the tragedy Ylvis refused to comment when asked "What did the fox say?"
 

Tin Pot

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A spokesman for Euro Storefitters has stated that the cladding on their ceiling boards is not rated for animal use, and the fox should have stayed in its hole awaiting appropriate transport.
 

Drago

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The poor animal was filthy. Some might even say muddy.
 

SpokeyDokey

68, & my GP says I will officially be old at 70!
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Haha - can beat that here in Kendal.

There used to be an auction mart for livestock in the town some years ago. About 80m away from a Porsche dealership.

This has an access ramp that rises to one side of the building and then turns at the rear of the building with the road surface finally being at roof level which is of very light construction.

One market day in April 2000 a heifer got on the loose and made its way across the road and up the ramp etc at which point it promptly plummeted through the roof to the Porsche showroom. The drop was 15' and it just missed an employee.

Sadly the beast had to be shot.
 

Tin Pot

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Building a beautiful wall, reinstating control of our borders, but no one thought to check the ceilings did they?
 
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