design a body

[ayceejay]

If you could intervene with creation or evolution and help to design a body more suited to cycling what would you change?
I think grease nipples on the side of the knees would be a start.

 

[Dayvo]

A rear end that fits any saddle comfortably.

 

[ColinJ]

I would make backs more comfortable in the Wiggins TT position and move genitals to somewhere protected and not prone to damage by saddles ... in armpits perhaps? ()

 

[Piemaster]

A digestive system solely for Haribos

 

[welsh dragon]

Id make a body that fits any bike perfectly, so there is no need adjust the bike in any way.

 

[ayceejay]

I'd model it on me........the perfect athlete's shape and physiology.

We need a photograph or an anatomical diagram

 

[Supersuperleeds]

We need a photograph or an anatomical diagram

Look at his avatar, that's @User14044 on a good day

 

[ColinJ]

be careful where you spray your deodorant, Colin.....it might make your eyes water.

It would add an extra dimension to the old NTNOCN sketch!

 

[welsh dragon]

Or. I'd like a body that never needs to go to the loo once your all togged up in lycra, and your out on your bike.

 

[Mo1959]

How about a helmet head? Lol

 

[fossyant]

Knuts that don't sit where they are outside the body. Who the bloody he'll came up with that stupid design. He must have been a right plonker.

 

[ColinJ]

Knuts that don't sit where they are outside the body. Who the bloody he'll came up with that stupid design. He must have been a right plonker.

Armpits - pay attention!

 

[ayceejay]

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That's me at Christmas last year

sorry rocky I know your body would make a perfect replacement for some of those wheels we are always upgrading but I was
meaning - improvement to the cyclist rather than the cycle,

 

[Dayvo]

Eyes that automatically adjust to different light, sun, dust, wind and rain.

And noses that don't run.

The bonk to be consigned to the history books, but large portions of cake, malt bread, tea and coffee can be taken on board in large quantities without affecting performance - or needing to make sudden toilet breaks.

 

[jefmcg]

I think grease nipples on the side of the knees would be a start.

Best fix (for men) is to move the nipples from the chafing area to the knees.

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/sore-nips.184946/