Did you ever wonder how you get triangles from a cow?

You need butter milk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw

 

Is this the HMHB takeover? Should irk the purists....

 

I'm lost, even Googling doesn't help, my mind is extremely blunt tonight must be having a biorythm low

 

Rik Mayall riffing on Dairylea. Ah, my childhood.

 

You need Goth on your side.


















HMHB - Half Man Half Biscuit

 

There's gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight.

 

OK. This is a follow on from your 'Goth's rejoice' thread isn't it. That's not a question, don't answer, I'm out my depth and off to find a thread I understand.

 

I always wondered, which Half?

 

So BJB, back on the drugs are we?

 

Who is/was Bob Todd anyway? All I know is that 99% of gargoyles look like him. Still, at least everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.

 

FRED TITMUS!

Those who don't know might think this is a strange form of Mornington Crescent. Anyway, the Four Lads from the Wirrel are at Rock City Notts soon, I just need to find someone to go with, Mrs C is unimpressed and none of my local mates have ever heard.

Just off to find my Joy Division Oven Gloves.

 

I saw them at Wolves Poly Students' Union in the early '90s. Absolutely brilliant.