Diner jailed over pubic hair fraud

[dellzeqq]

I'm sorry, but the headline merits a thread. And what follows is priceless. Mr. Tyers - the perfect dinner guest!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/jun/05/diner-jailed-pubic-hair-fraud

 

[Fnaar]

The early bird catches the pubic-hair-deliberately-placed-in-food-to-get-food-free thread:

 

[vernon]

Was it a pubic order offence?

 

[Globalti]

I got a free pubic hair in a Chinese meal in the market square in Leek. The meal was disgusting anyway and this was the last straw so my climbing buddy and I got up and walked out.

 

[Crackle]

Now if he'd ordered the crab......

 

[perplexed]

Or winkles...

 

[Fnaar]

Thank goodness it wasn't toad in the hole

 

[ColinJ]

Thank goodness it wasn't toad in the hole

Or Cock-a-leekie!

 

[theclaud]

We should pause and think before getting drawn into a lot of silly curry-house puns. Let's face the dansak and muse.

 

[Fnaar]

The puns are cumin thick and fast, but it can't curry on.

 

[Globalti]

To the tune of Que Sera, Sera:

"Will it be puri, chappati or nan? We'll have to wait and see. Hope it's pop-padum, we ho-ope it's pop-padum..."

 

[biggs682]

no hare like a curried hare

 

[srw]

We should pause and think before getting drawn into a lot of silly curry-house puns. Let's face the dansak and muse.

Anyone know how to give multiple "likes" to one post? Or will a bottle of cidre de Normandie suffice madame?

 

[ComedyPilot]

I still think the OP is a result of Patrick hacking Dell's CC account.....