Dirty ****ing animals....

[DJ]

Hahaha, I am rolling around (laughing ) not in shoot!!!!

 

[snapper_37]

The problem is, Alecs wasn't accusing Snapper of anything, or "jumping at her". He was merely pointing out the irony of a dog getting covered in human shite. Which is ironic, you have to admit. As Alecs himself pointed out, you can appreciate the irony of a situation without approving of it.

Yep, I can now. In the 'smell free' morning light - although it seems to be lingering around in my imagination and making me want to .

I just lost my rag a bit since I don't leave her mess lying about. Just can't believe someone would do something like that - it's a residential area and somewhere where kids play.

I just couldn't see the wood for the trees (or the shite) . Apologies to Alecs.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

accepted unreservedly. as you were…

 

[wafflycat]

I think we should have a group hug.

 

[MacB]

I think we should have a group hug.

with what Snapper's been cleaning up?

 

[snapper_37]

with what Snapper's been cleaning up?

Giz a kiss Maccy bubba .......

 

[badkitty]

I just lost my rag a bit since I don't leave her mess lying about. Just can't believe someone would do something like that - it's a residential area and somewhere where kids play.

I think we have the culprit m'lord.
One of them having too much fun, forget how long it takes to get home...

(Unless of course anyone's prepared to argue the different characteristics of kids poo versus adult poo.. please god, no...)

 

[badkitty]

If you're ever walking on Exmoor or Dartmoor and encounter a pair of crossed twigs stuck in the ground, rest assured X does not mark the spot of buried doubloons.

Baggy hun...tears rolling down my face when I read this...and my ribs hurt.


Edit - stolen for signature...

 

[snapper_37]

(Unless of course anyone's prepared to argue the different characteristics of kids poo versus adult poo.. please god, no...)

I wouldn't have a clue about sprog shoot. Only judging by the size, colour and lovely scent, I would place my bets on it being an adult of the male variety.

At least I have the excuse to go to Pets at Home at lunchtime and kit her out in a new PINK harness, lead and collar. Ha haaaa!!!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

you'd be amazed at what my three year old has left in his potty, size wise…

 

[snapper_37]

you'd be amazed at what my three year old has left in his potty, size wise…

Yes but did it have the aroma of madras and 10 pints of Bank's Bitter??

 

[badkitty]

At least I have the excuse to go to Pets at Home at lunchtime and kit her out in a new PINK harness, lead and collar. Ha haaaa!!!

See - every turd has a silver lining..

 

[Dayvo]

See - every turd has a silver lining..

Indeed!

Every turd is sacred!

 

[Zippy]

.... coming in late on this one but I think I can Ace you all -

cycle commuting early 5am, still dark on a wet, cold winter morning through city of Leicester, I came off the tarmac cycle path, banked over across the red brick pedestrian/cycle courtyard between the cycle path and road and lost the tyres on the slippy surface ................ wheels went up, I went down - hip, thigh, elbow, hands and gloves - all smeared in human doo doos which had probably been dumped there the previous night for a student bet no doubt.

Had to continue my commute coated in wet, cold muck and turn up at work to my colleagues' disgust. No cycle clothes to change into for the journey home - left my bike at work and caught the bus - I aint that hard!!

I think I take this round!!

 

[wafflycat]

.... coming in late on this one but I think I can Ace you all -

cycle commuting early 5am, still dark on a wet, cold winter morning through city of Leicester, I came off the tarmac cycle path, banked over across the red brick pedestrian/cycle courtyard between the cycle path and road and lost the tyres on the slippy surface ................ wheels went up, I went down - hip, thigh, elbow, hands and gloves - all smeared in human doo doos which had probably been dumped there the previous night for a student bet no doubt.

Had to continue my commute coated in wet, cold muck and turn up at work to my colleagues' disgust. No cycle clothes to change into for the journey home - left my bike at work and caught the bus - I aint that hard!!

I think I take this round!!

May I point you in this direction..

http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=45586