DIY Wiggins' Sideburns!!!!

[ufkacbln]

According to the Metro

A hospital worker claimed on Twitter he was going to use pubic hair shaved from a patient to replicate ‘Bradley Wiggins’ sideburns’.

Let the puns commence?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Muffin' ell

 

[Aperitif]

Bum fluff

 

[Aperitif]

Another aspect underlining Dave Brailsford's philosphy of 'Marginal groins' I suppose.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

He's been picked up by the fuzz.

 

[Fnaar]

He's just making a pubic nuisance of himself.

 

[mistral]

You couldn't merkin it up

 

[Beebo]

he always looked a bit crotch-ety

 

[ayceejay]

Hiding behind a bush to avoid detection.

 

[Fnaar]

It's a Brazilliant idea!

 

[Fnaar]

It's a jowl-jazzle!

 

[asterix]

When he's caught it'll be a close shave if he doesn't get the chop.

 

[perplexed]

Immac-ulatly planned concept...

 

[Aperitif]

You couldn't merkin it up

A 'Bradleywig'

 

[ayceejay]

I read about this girl who had a Brazilian and then changed her mind so she reversed the aforementioned process with one strip of underarm hair down each side of her 'thingy' her boyfriend said that felt like he was channeling Froome when they made love.