EltonFrog
Legendary Member
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only if you were blindfolded and made to milk a one teated cow.![]()
I'm in the clear then. When I was seventeen me and my mates were at a Disco, and Jonathan King tried to chat me up, I used some colourful metaphors, to explain to him clearly and concisely and in a manner that was as unambiguous as possible what I thought about his invitation to take a ride in his Rolls Royce to home in Esher for a intimate party. He was a bit offended. I went home and shagged my girlfriend.
