Fnaar
Smutmaster General
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I didn't have any lunch today.
Miss Goodbody has promised me a fish supper though.
Miss Goodbody has promised me a fish supper though.
Ooh, I could go for a plate of your stovies right now, especially as I did have a bit of a poncy lunch.I had a ham sandwich, cut into wee triangles and some Ringos.
Making stovies for tea![]()
How can you have quorn beef?? Beef comes from cattle. Not a fungusToday I had a quorn beef slice in a brown bread roll and a toffee crisp bar.
Yesterday I had a salad made from chick peas,feta, rocket, apples with a mint /sherry vinegar and olive oil dressing.
Had to google stovies - sounds delicious.Ooh, I could go for a plate of your stovies right now, especially as I did have a bit of a poncy lunch.
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I reckon you could sell that in a hipster food van too!Whats a beef cone?, is it a wafer cornet with slices of beef shoved in instead of ice cream?
A typo evidently, a bit like whatsWhats a beef cone?, is it a wafer cornet with slices of beef shoved in instead of ice cream?
No! Nuggets are not proper food. In fact they barely scrape in as food at all.You don't want any of that poncey stuff. What you want is chicken nuggets and oven chips. Proper food that is![]()
Ooh, I could go for a plate of your stovies right now, especially as I did have a bit of a poncy lunch.
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Oops, none leftOoh, I could go for a plate of your stovies right now, especially as I did have a bit of a poncy lunch.
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Lol, I remember him!Really that pork pie with a few sliced up tiny tomatoes and some green shite might be considered poncy in The Wheel Tapppers and Shunters but not here pal.
Today I had a quorn beef slice in a brown bread roll and a toffee crisp bar.
Yesterday I had a salad made from chick peas,feta, rocket, apples with a mint /sherry vinegar and olive oil dressing.
Ponce points gained, for calling it the 'L' wordPonce points lost for serving it on a plate. If you want to be poncey you need to serve it on an old railway sleeper or in a flowerpot or something.
NoWheres your new bike? have you ordered it yet?