Chuffy
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- On the banks of the Exe
Steady on, at his age it's not good to get over excited.purplepolly said:
Has no-one told you about his wig, false limbs and embarrassing smell?
Do you deserve to live in the UK
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Has no-one told you about his wig, false limbs and embarrassing smell?
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Ben M
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- Chester/Oxford
Noodley said:I'm in!
Ben M - you want to marry me?
Nah, I'll jsut remain an illegal I think, the Daily Mail keeps telling us that it's pretty cushy, so I'll give that a try
I just got my mum to take the test, and she got the same mark as I did, looks like my family just isn't good enough to be in the country. my parents should go and pay their large amounts of tax somewhere else!
As an aside, two of the questions on that test are flawed (skip this bit if you havn't taken the test yet you cheaters)
The question about free prescriptions, varies in Wales, I always get free prescriptions, and always have, as a result I thought that Under 18s all get free prescriptions.
The other is the school uniforms question, dole scroungers, get free school uniforms*, so that question is flawed. *or at least they always used to
Just going to give the test a go, but not sure how official it is; domain is owned by this outfit:
http://www.tso.co.uk/
Who are part of this outfit:
http://www.williamslea.com/
Hmmmm .... marketing exercise? Ah, yes, just spotted the links to the handbooks on the test page!
Okay, let's see how I get on ...
Just 10 for me ...
http://www.tso.co.uk/
Who are part of this outfit:
http://www.williamslea.com/
Hmmmm .... marketing exercise? Ah, yes, just spotted the links to the handbooks on the test page!
Okay, let's see how I get on ...
Just 10 for me ...
purplepolly
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- Location
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Chuffy said:
He's a cyclist, the smell goes without saying.
Which makes me realise, isn't there something missing in the quiz? There's nothing about motorist / cyclist interaction.
You're driving along a road and see a cyclist in front approx 1m from the side, do you
a) encourage your passenger to shout "w@nk&r" as you go past
overtake as closely as possible in order to teach him a lessonc) hit the horn and scream "get back in the gutter"
HLaB
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So do you know how many muslim's are in the UK? :-)Noodley said:I could be the only resident before too long by the look of things
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Ben M
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purplepolly said:He's a cyclist, the smell goes without saying.
Which makes me realise, isn't there something missing in the quiz? There's nothing about motorist / cyclist interaction.
You're driving along a road and see a cyclist in front approx 1m from the side, do you
a) encourage your passenger to shout "w@nk&r" as you go past
c) hit the horn and scream "get back in the gutter"
d) all of the above
Chuffy
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Quick, the two of you must breed with each other to maintain racial purity!marinyork said:
karen.488walker
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- Sevenoaks :(
63% for me 42% for Mr 488. I have a permit to live in swissyland and don't even want to live here so I don't care!
Well I failed and its not the first time I have taken it! the good news is My wife took hers last spring and passed (second time around) so I can stay even if not a citizen!
Its a monumental money spinner though,
Just in the folkestone test centre (apparently a relatively small one) They have 15 candidates paying £35 a pop taking the test every 1.5 hours with 8 sittings a day (they are constantly booked up 2-3 weeks in advance). There is only 2 members of staff at the centre which must turnover around £1,000,000 a year.
Plus there is the book which is a compulsory £12.99 to and is 'updated' every 6 months to ensure you cant buy them second hand.
Plus there is the application fee (non refundable if its rejected) which is approx £950
Immigration is a money spinner!
Its a monumental money spinner though,
Just in the folkestone test centre (apparently a relatively small one) They have 15 candidates paying £35 a pop taking the test every 1.5 hours with 8 sittings a day (they are constantly booked up 2-3 weeks in advance). There is only 2 members of staff at the centre which must turnover around £1,000,000 a year.
Plus there is the book which is a compulsory £12.99 to and is 'updated' every 6 months to ensure you cant buy them second hand.
Plus there is the application fee (non refundable if its rejected) which is approx £950
Immigration is a money spinner!
karen.488walker
New Member
- Location
- Sevenoaks :(
You are served a cold congealed meal in a restaurant. When asked if you are enjoying your meal do you answer..
a) yes it's lovely.
yes it's fine thank you.
c) yes thank you.
a) yes it's lovely.
yes it's fine thank you.c) yes thank you.
Noodley said:You gonna become a muslim as well? Or do you wanted to the persecuted 'pure bred' Englander?
I think I'll become Jedi. If it got to 50% in the census with me, I don't think they'd dare dispute it. In anycase if I became Muslim you could introduce back in all sorts of traditions. Not sure I'm keen on four wives. Then again a neighbouring country with 100% Muslim population would terrify the French and Germans, perhaps it is a good idea.
