Do you know what it is yet?!

[Big Nick]

A strange rectangular box arrived today containing this weird contraption

How strange, what can it be?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

is it a disco dual turntable

 

[ScotiaLass]

A unicycle with a spare wheel?

 

[Big Nick]

I've never heard of the brand 'Biar'

 

[ScotiaLass]

I've never heard of the brand 'Biar'

They make unicycles....

 

[TissoT]

Is it a lucky guy..... with a Italian bike .

 

[screenman]

Not sure but it looks like it has been in a crash.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I've never heard of the brand 'Biar'

It could be Biannual. Very rare, they only make one every six months.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Is it a plant in a pot?

 

[welsh dragon]

Its a new kind of burgler alarm. No noise, they just fall over it

 

[TheDoctor]

It's a doormat, isn't it?

 

[young Ed]

i say you must give me the name of who ever did your carpet it really is a mighty fine job they have done!
Cheers Ed

 

[TissoT]

Did it come through the front door letter box... And land on the floor as in the picture !

 

[toeknee]

Think you had best send it to me and I will have a good check over it, and if I can't make out what it is, I will even take it to the tip for you..............is that ok..., I will pm you my address now..........

 

[NormanD]

Is it an apple peeler?