iAmiAdam
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We'll drop him off at the bottom of the pyrenees with his bike, Should keep him busy for a week. 

Send him on another FNRttc.
No, LEJOG this time.
We'll drop him off at the bottom of the pyrenees with his bike, Should keep him busy for a few months.![]()
I can give you a briefrubrun downwith baby oilto let you know what it is.....
Basically, person 1 takes all their clothes off. Person 2 takes all their clothes off. Person 2 rubs person 1 with baby oil all over their naked, heaving, muscular torso. Person 2 then rubs baby oil all over their own body. Person 1 then lies down on a plastic inflatable mattress. Person 2 then lies on top of person 1 and does a sort of 'wriggly' dance.
At this point person 1 might be inclined to ask person 2 about any chance of 'extras'
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Perhaps his wife, daughter & 'server' could do with the holiday?