Does anyone care about Woods (or Terry)?

[graham56]

Tiger aka Cheetah

 

[Saddle bum]

Golf is boring.

People who play golf can be boring.

A golf course is the criminal misuse of a perfectly good rifle range.

 

[addictfreak]

He's just read the most scripted - as far from the heart - bullshit ever.

I feel sorry for him. Hey Tiger it's not your fault man. It's your pig ugly wife that's to blame.

Exactly if she had looked after his needs!

 

[ACS]

Short answer to a closed question 'No'

 

[Bay Runner]

No

(Golf - a go walk ruined)

 

[darkstar]

So.... the media have been consumed by it, why must this forum? You just increased all of our chances of being bored by it all, well done.

 

[jonesy]

FFS, the Tiger Woods stuff was the lead item on the TV news just now.

Good looking, fabulously wealthy sportsman beds women. That is news???????

It was the lead item on Radio 4 The World Tonight!

 

[Davidc]

Good, glad I'm not alone.

 

[mangaman]

This is hot off the presses although it'll be all over the papers tomorrow.

Someone I know, knows a bloke whose having some building work done.
One of the electicians working there slept with a woman last weekend who isn't his wife

He's obviously taken indefinite time off work on full pay to repair his relationship in a 5 star hotel in Dubai and booked into a sex addiction clinc - while Max Clifford is, even as we speak, preparing a carefully worded press conference for when he returns.

Slightly off topic - yesterday I got in my car to drive home and PM was on Radio 4. I tuned into the middle of an interview with boring golf commentator Peter Alliss, who clearly thought the whole Tiger thing ridiculous.

The first words I heard were Alliss shouting "he's even booked into a sex addiction clinic. What's he going to do? Whenever he gets an erection hit it with a ruler?"

The interviewer quickly changed the subject, but it made me chuckle

 

[jamesxyz]

I don't actually care. QUOTE]

+1

 

[Arch]

The first words I heard were Alliss shouting "he's even booked into a sex addiction clinic. What's he going to do? Whenever he gets an erection hit it with a ruler?"

The interviewer quickly changed the subject, but it made me chuckle

I heard that and spluttered!

I don't much care about what Woods gets up to, I wonder if part of the reason it makes the news is that everyone gets sick of war, recession etc, and this is an excuse to put something else at the top of the page...

 

[Aperitif]

It heralds the 'Age of Apology' Tiger, Terry, G Brown "I'm a mistake maker, but take a look at the alternative...etc" Expect numerous MPs to open their hearts to the doe-eyed electorate, dozy religious pontificators, all sorts of folk - maybe even your 'boss'!
Sincerity is a practised, marketable skill these days.
And I say that in all honesty.
Thanks to Shaun for making this opportunity possible tonight, and of course, you, the paying public.
My next post will build on this and be better - now that I am coming to terms with my limited form of expression...

 

[trustysteed]

couldn't possibly care even less.

 

[mangaman]

It heralds the 'Age of Apology' Tiger, Terry, G Brown "I'm a mistake maker, but take a look at the alternative...etc" Expect numerous MPs to open their hearts to the doe-eyed electorate, dozy religious pontificators, all sorts of folk - maybe even your 'boss'!
Sincerity is a practised, marketable skill these days.
And I say that in all honesty.
Thanks to Shaun for making this opportunity possible tonight, and of course, you, the paying public.
My next post will build on this and be better - now that I am coming to terms with my limited form of expression...

Aperitif - I'd just like to say I've always looked up to you as a role model (despite never having met you).

I've got no idea know what you're apologising for, but whatever it is I am appalled by your behaviour as it sets a bad example, especially to the children probably (although I don't have any). I'm glad you've had the courage to post on here whatever it is you're worried about.

I look forward to your next post and hope you can genuinely build on this.

I only hope you're undergoing some sort of therapy for this living nightmare

 

[rh100]

I caught some of his speech on the news earlier today - how does this crap work? Dumb ass golfer upset he's losing sponsorship so actually sets up a press conference to read an apology to his family, his bloomin mother was in the front row! Why do the press pander to it?

It heralds the 'Age of Apology' Tiger, Terry, G Brown "I'm a mistake maker, but take a look at the alternative...etc" Expect numerous MPs to open their hearts to the doe-eyed electorate, dozy religious pontificators, all sorts of folk - maybe even your 'boss'!
Sincerity is a practised, marketable skill these days.
And I say that in all honesty.
Thanks to Shaun for making this opportunity possible tonight, and of course, you, the paying public.
My next post will build on this and be better - now that I am coming to terms with my limited form of expression...

As for Brown's little speech today. All I got was: I've been crap, but I can be better. Erm no, it doesn't work like that does it? if you were crap the last four years then havn't you had your chance?

Can't understand why the news gets filled with these non events but somebody must like watching them.