Right! After spending a week eating carrot, five of my finest specimens were given a new home with no food for two days. This morning I popped them in the fridge (they go into semi-hibernation which means you don't get any accusing eyeballs glaring at you when they go into the boiling water) before cooking them after I got home.
Cooking was easy. I dropped them in boiling (unsalted) water for about fifteen minutes. The water turned green, but there wasn't the foam and foulness that some sites talked about. Having boiled them and rinsed them thoroughly with cold water I hoicked them out of their shells (very easy) gave them a good rub to shift any remaining slime (really not as bad as it sounds) and fried them with some sliced onion and a splash of Wagamama stir-fry sauce.
I can safely report that snails taste of onion and Wagamama stir-fry sauce and nothing else. They were very tender, not chewy at all. In fact they didn't really have much of a texture at all. I was expecting them to firm up and be a bit like prawns, texture-wise, but they were almost invisible in the mouth with very little substance. Nothing nasty either, which was a relief because I don't like slithery food.
The remaining bucket load (there must be a hundred or so in there...

) will be cooked en-masse as soon as I get round to it. I believe that the par-cooked snails can be frozen, so I'll do that. Sadly Baggy showed no interest and I am too much of a good husband to slip any into her food without telling her....

I'll probably have to invite Andy round for a snail-fest, possibly with bacon and sage a la Pottymouth Ramsay.
So, snails. Eat them, they're fine..
