...Noel Edmonds' plan to break the speed record on water, with a boat which would rise up out of the water on a single blade? He was in partnership with some engineer bloke. I clearly remember the press trumpeting about it many years ago. Then it all went quiet, until a tiny story appeared about the two of them falling out, or the engineer trying to diddle poor Mr Blobby's daddy. It's just sprung to my mind after getting into Bonj's revolutionary prisons idea. Was your dad an engineer Bonj?