Doesn't this kind of thing just make you want to stamp on a kitten?

[swee'pea99]

Stumbled across it yesterday. I still feel kind of....soiled.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

*vomit*

 

[TVC]

Clearly the writer has met me, because they are 100% right

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Perfect validation for the narcissistic psychopath with a van full of dismembered children and puppies.

 

[Cycleops]

Yes, I could definitely do a pussy.

 

[vernon]

[QUOTE 3034042, member: 1314"]One (rare) occasion I was on that train thing. There was a young couple behind me who'd obs just got it together the night before. Slurpy kisses

As the shiny-suited casanova disembarked at Vauxhall, his wide-eyed Delilah shouted:

'Be brave at work!'

Ffs he's only off to shuffle paper-clips.[/QUOTE]

He might have been a bullet proof vest tester.

 

[Lullabelle]

[QUOTE 3034042, member: 1314"]One (rare) occasion I was on that train thing. There was a young couple behind me who'd obs just got it together the night before. Slurpy kisses

As the shiny-suited casanova disembarked at Vauxhall, his wide-eyed Delilah shouted:

'Be brave at work!'

Ffs he's only off to shuffle paper-clips.[/QUOTE]

He's lucky, one of the women at our place just f*****g swears at her husband

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Stamp on a kitten? But they're so loveable!
http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/17/old-guard-dog-adopts-abandoned-kitten-our-hearts-melt-4701911/

 

[NormanD]

He's lucky, one of the women at our place just f*****g swears at her husband

I married her sister

 

[Lullabelle]

Stamp on a kitten? But they're so loveable!
http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/17/old-guard-dog-adopts-abandoned-kitten-our-hearts-melt-4701911/

Kittens are adorable, unfortunately they grow up

 

[srw]

[QUOTE 3034042, member: 1314"]One (rare) occasion I was on that train thing. There was a young couple behind me who'd obs just got it together the night before. Slurpy kisses

As the shiny-suited casanova disembarked at Vauxhall, his wide-eyed Delilah shouted:

'Be brave at work!'

Ffs he's only off to shuffle paper-clips.[/QUOTE]
At Vauxhall he might have been off to MI6. A quick change in the office into a natty DJ, a Luger in the inside pocket and off on a private jet to wreck Dr Evil's secret underground lair and slaughter his goons.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

At Vauxhall he might have been off to MI6. A quick change in the office into a natty DJ, a Luger in the inside pocket and off on a private jet to wreck Dr Evil's secret underground lair and slaughter his goons.

doesn't bode well for the girlfriend then, the early eacapade ones never make it to the end credits. He'll be shacked up with Ivana Bangalot by now.

 

[Diggs]

[QUOTE 3034042, member: 1314"]One (rare) occasion I was on that train thing. There was a young couple behind me who'd obs just got it together the night before. Slurpy kisses

As the shiny-suited casanova disembarked at Vauxhall, his wide-eyed Delilah shouted:

'Be brave at work!'

Ffs he's only off to shuffle paper-clips.[/QUOTE]
I'd rather that than the arduous 35 min (which seemed like an eternity) journey I had where the guy opposite me was visibly, noisily and painfully defining unrequited love via a phone conversation. The unaudible response to "But didn't you get the flowers?" almost had him breaking down.
I was almost hoping she'd hang up on him.
We've all been there but at least my heart-breaks were not carried out in front of a captive audience.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I'd rather that than the arduous 35 min (which seemed like an eternity) journey I had where the guy opposite me was visibly, noisily and painfully defining unrequited love via a phone conversation. The unaudible response to "But didn't you get the flowers?" almost had him breaking down.
I was almost hoping she'd hang up on him.
We've all been there but at least my heart-breaks were not carried out in front of a captive audience.

An excellent opportunity to have leaned over and said, forget it mate, she gave me the clap.
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twice

 

[Diggs]

An excellent opportunity to have leaned over and said, forget it mate, she gave me the clap.
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and my mate Dave
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and his dad.

There have been totalitarian dictators that wouldn't have been able to do that. You didn't see the guy