Dog barking machine

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Dog noise I suppose is a nuisance if you haven't got dogs or are anti dog. On the other hand some might find the grumpy, self-righteous twadle that emits from some people as even worse than the sound of dogs barking, which in a culdesac like ours warns everyone that there is a stranger or visitor around. Mind there are some humans, whose vocal cords I would gladly remove with a blunt knife. Out of curiosity is there anyone using a program called "Grammarly"?
 

Drago

Legendary Member
I got a dog, the finest sign in the world as it happens. I don't mind the odd bark, at strange noises at night, that sort of thing, but constant, incessant barking is just noise pollution, and is in its own way often indicative of a dog whining being treated properly.
 
I got a dog, the finest sign in the world as it happens. I don't mind the odd bark, at strange noises at night, that sort of thing, but constant, incessant barking is just noise pollution, and is in its own way often indicative of a dog whining being treated properly.
I Agree, In my (limited) experience a dog that is exercised and fed properly is a happy dog and usually (but not always) a quiet dog. Like people there is always the one that you can not shut up.
 

Falco Frank

Veteran
Location
Oup Norf'
Grammarly - Interesting, only gave an overview of my text. Based in the good 'old US-of-A didnt inspire confidence of real grammar :smile:

Dogs - we have 7, 'mostly' well behaved. Sadly, the go ballistic at other dogs barking nearby but in the main, only those unknown to them.

Try noise pollution after a few 12 hour nightshifts in a row to really get to breaking-point :cursing:
 
Grammarly - Interesting, only gave an overview of my text. Based in the good 'old US-of-A didnt inspire confidence of real grammar :smile:

Dogs - we have 7, 'mostly' well behaved. Sadly, the go ballistic at other dogs barking nearby but in the main, only those unknown to them.

Try noise pollution after a few 12 hour nightshifts in a row to really get to breaking-point :cursing:
Worked nights and twilights for over thirty years, nuisance telephone calls and unexpected quietness were the real enemy. Jury still out on Grammarly but it seems to help.
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
Why does the big man feel the need to have a fierce dog that barks at random all the way through the night? What is it that he is actually scared of? Is his canine some kind of penis extension? If it isn't, why doesn't he creep out from behind the sofa and do something about it?

Noodle dick.
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
We moved house when a drug dealer who had just done 10 years for robbery with violence, moved in next door with two lurchers that whined all night and a vicious Alsation that barked whenever his customers came to the door. There was no other way to deal with the problem. The house was re-sold four times in the next three years.
 
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