Doggie Style

[TheDoctor]

What Linf said^^^

Which may be the first time I've ever typed that!!

 

[Linford]

Brings a whole new meaning to choking the chicken....sorry, had to be said

 

[ColinJ]

And to think this started off as such a fine, highbrow thread ...!

I'm waiting for:

1. Somebody to make the obvious joke about the chicken preferring a smaller c*ck. (Oh, I just did!)
2. The whole thread to be incinerated!

 

[pplpilot]

Not every day you come across a sentence which you can say without any trace of hesitation is unprecedented in the history of the language, but I suspect " the technique is to wait until you're on the "gravy strokes" then wring the chicken's neck so that it dies shuddering." qualifies.

 

[GM]

When I was English Assistant at a poly in the depths of darkest rural Andalucia, some of my students were quite rough engineering, mining and forestry types. One evening one of them confessed to me that the best sex he'd ever had (Spain being still very traditional at that time) was with a chicken; he told me the technique is to wait until you're on the "gravy strokes" then wring the chicken's neck so that it dies shuddering. From the way he told me I didn't think he was winding me up and I still don't, today.

That's absolutely Fowl !

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

When I was English Assistant at a poly in the depths of darkest rural Andalucia, some of my students were quite rough engineering, mining and forestry types. One evening one of them confessed to me that the best sex he'd ever had (Spain being still very traditional at that time) was with a chicken; he told me the technique is to wait until you're on the "gravy strokes" then wring the chicken's neck so that it dies shuddering. From the way he told me I didn't think he was winding me up and I still don't, today.

Which came first, the chicken or ....?

I can't believe I typed that!! Yuck!!

 

[on the road]

When I was English Assistant at a poly in the depths of darkest rural Andalucia, some of my students were quite rough engineering, mining and forestry types. One evening one of them confessed to me that the best sex he'd ever had (Spain being still very traditional at that time) was with a chicken; he told me the technique is to wait until you're on the "gravy strokes" then wring the chicken's neck so that it dies shuddering. From the way he told me I didn't think he was winding me up and I still don't, today.

Well that's one way to stuff a chicken