Doggie Style

[perplexed]

He had his collar felt and was led away...

 

[pplpilot]

A friend of the family is a child protection officer. She once told us she had to take 2 children into care off a farmer who's wife had left him. He was doing it to the pigs in front of his children.

 

[Linford]

I do feel sorry for his kids. It is unusual for them to have just 3 in a litter ?

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Just another shaggy dog story...

 

[swee'pea99]

Not every day you come across a sentence which you can say without any trace of hesitation is unprecedented in the history of the language, but I suspect "Ms Thacker, who has teenage twins with Saunders, told the court she had rejected her ex-husband's advances towards her after he had a fight with his bi-polar girlfriend and had sought comfort at her home" qualifies.

 

[Night Train]

"Ethel! You're home early!"

 

[Fab Foodie]

Mrs FF asked if we could have sex doggy fashion, I agreed on the condition that we did it in a street where nobody knows us ....

 

[Ashtrayhead]

Reminds me of the time I.............

......er, nevermind......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When we got Cindy, one of the first things she did was go into heat. Our older dog, dear old Bruno must have thought his Christmasses had all come at once and proceeded to do what any red blooded dog would do.

Unfortunately, half of it was in the front garden in full view of not only the neighbours, but also the (thankfuly) secondary kids walking home from school, much to their great amusement (and ours)!

 

[rollinstok]

A paws for thought..........

 

[Fab Foodie]

A paws for thought..........

Good idea, there's snout worse than an unconsidered post ...

 

[CopperCyclist]

Not every day you come across a sentence which you can say without any trace of hesitation is unprecedented in the history of the language, but I suspect "Ms Thacker, who has teenage twins with Saunders, told the court she had rejected her ex-husband's advances towards her after he had a fight with his bi-polar girlfriend and had sought comfort at her home" qualifies.

Nope. I could probably write something very close to this in a report once every two months - honestly!

 

[Globalti]

When I was English Assistant at a poly in the depths of darkest rural Andalucia, some of my students were quite rough engineering, mining and forestry types. One evening one of them confessed to me that the best sex he'd ever had (Spain being still very traditional at that time) was with a chicken; he told me the technique is to wait until you're on the "gravy strokes" then wring the chicken's neck so that it dies shuddering. From the way he told me I didn't think he was winding me up and I still don't, today.

 

[swee'pea99]

That's more information than I, for one, really needed, thanks.

 

[Linford]

That is minging