Don't go in the water

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[Maz]

I 'aint convinced that the shark killed the bear. Maybe the shark was feeding off the bear's carcass. Guess it's possible.



Which would win in a fight between a Tiger and a Marabubu?
-What's a Marabubu?
Nothing, Yogi!

 

[Maz]

Hang on a bit...did the shark show signs of being in a fight with a bear? There's a distinct lack of information in the article on that point...

Hmmmmm

 

[Dayvo]

Who would win in a fight between a llama and a cow?

Trick question!

The Dalai llama is a pacifist, and cows don't fight (apart from some of my ex-girlfriends) cos they aren't very well coordinated!

 

[Maz]

Trick question!

The Dalai llama is a pacifist, and cows don't fight (apart from some of my ex-girlfriends) cos they aren't very well coordinated!

Nice one Dayvo!

 

[Arch]

or between a llama and a cow?

I think it would depend if it was a longhorn, or shorthorn, or polled cow, and whether the llama managed to spit in it's eye first...

 

[ComedyPilot]

The arctic ocean was never on the top of my list for bathing locations, and definitely isn't now.

 

[wafflycat]

Have you seen the size a greenland shark can get to?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/208/472424866_da1eaf43b1.jpg?v=0

 

[dantheman]

Have you seen the size a greenland shark can get to?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/208/472424866_da1eaf43b1.jpg?v=0

HOLY SH*T

 

[wafflycat]

That's probably what the polar bear said as he spotted the shark...

 

[Dayvo]

Have you seen the size a greenland shark can get to?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/208/472424866_da1eaf43b1.jpg?v=0

And just when I you thought it was safe to go back into the water!

 

[wafflycat]

Don't think fresh water is safe, either...

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper344/stills/2uch8zi1.jpg
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0bOj4Pl2e88fm/340x.jpg

 

[buggi]

most likely there wasn't a fight. The shark bit the polar bear and waited for it to get weak and then ate it.

shame. i like polar bears. when i clicked the link i was kinda hoping it had won.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Yay the shark!!

Like many I suspect there was no fight. Either the Polar Bear died from exhaustion after swimming too far/long or was injured somehow else and the shark fed off the recently deceased bear (thus no bugs as it was soon after it deied).

Fresh water is, as you say, not much safer...

Bull Sharks (can reach about 3.5m) are often found in rivers/freshwater
as are Johnsohn Crocodiles (grow to about 3m), Alligator Snapper Turtles (about 2 - 2.5ft), some venemous snakes...

Best to stick to the bike, not swimming.

 

[Maz]

I went swimming off the coast of Blackpool once. After half an hour or so I went back to shore and saw a dirty nappy and some condoms floating in the surf.

If only I'd seen them as I was about to start my swim.