Don't microwave your beer

[Crackle]

If you don't want a frothy mess in your microwave as I found out. I left a couple of bottles in the freezer too long so I thought I'd thaw it out. I only gave it a few seconds but a Quatermass monster was born. Any longer and it would've consumed the kitchen.

 

[Joe24]

Dont put cereal bars in the microwave to warm up and leave them in their wrapper.

Unles, you want the wrapper to open for you so you can just get a nice warm cereal bar from the microwave without having to mess with the packaging

 

[marinyork]

Don't put CDs in microwaves. They don't taste nice and give out a lightning type effect as your microwave breaks.

 

[HeartfeltDawn]

When I were young, Ma bought our first ever microwave. First thing she ever tried cooking was a sausage roll. Defrost worked fine and then full power caused it to unravel and then catch on fire. It was so exciting.

 

[marinyork]

It wasn't undercooked then .

 

[hackbike 666]

4 months without booze now,so im not likely to put beer in the microwave.

 

[Keith Oates]

If you don't want a frothy mess in your microwave as I found out. I left a couple of bottles in the freezer too long so I thought I'd thaw it out. I only gave it a few seconds but a Quatermass monster was born. Any longer and it would've consumed the kitchen.

Perhaps there's a small microwave in each man's tummy, because if they drink too much beer the tummy swells up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[buggi]

don't put live animals in the microwave. they have a tendency to die.

 

[TVC]

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

 

[Crackle]

...and don't microwave cups with gold rims unless you want to demonstrate lightning to the kids.

 

[FBOAB]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cskB5c0mJ58


Sod the beer! But the question is....Why?

 

[newbiebiker]

Don't use microwave oven to avoid accidents....

 

[Chuffy]

Sadly, beer that's been frozen isn't worth defrosting...

 

[vernon]

Don't put CDs in microwaves. They don't taste nice and give out a lightning type effect as your microwave breaks.

My microwave has survived half a dozen CD 'sacrifices' plus gold leaf decoration 'fireworks' and flaming grape halves demonstrations. Some of the smells aren't very nice but the microwave still cooks wasps' nests to perfection much to the appreciation of some anglers that I know.

 

[Crackle]

Sadly, beer that's been frozen isn't worth defrosting...

All beer is worth saving. Besides, it wan't frozen, just on the cusp of starting too.