Doomed, We're All Doomed................

[Davidc]

All they need is a big magma-proof valve to regulate the flow, though I'm not quite sure what they could make it from that wouldn't melt ...

Like Deepwater Horizon then?

 

[ColinJ]

Like Deepwater Horizon then?

Yes - exactly like that, only without the explosion and the ensuing environmental disaster!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Of course, that could release the pressure like a champagne cork and it all then comes fizzing up

Alternatively, we could send that Armstrong down there and Lance that boil....

 

[Davidc]

Yes - exactly like that, only without the explosion and the ensuing environmental disaster!

Ah - I suspect they just go with the territory!!

 

[Wobblers]

I know just the experts for the job......Transocean and Haliburton. A piece of p1ss!!

Like Deepwater Horizon then?

What could possibly go wrong??

 

[slowmotion]

All we need is for a firm of consultants to do a one-day H&S assessment and then...Rock On dudes!

 

[Linford]

Couldn't they do a bit of large scale fracking with it. The chill from the water would sort it out in a few thousand years

 

[avalon]

I hope you're not all expecting to come down here to get away from the three years of continuous dark winter that it will cause in the northern hemisphere.

 

[Brandane]

My guess is that it might just negate the effect of having a catalytic converter on my car.
Oops sorry - wrong board!

 

[Brandane]

I hope you're not all expecting to come down here to get away from the three years of continuous dark winter that it will cause in the northern hemisphere.

They'll probably have to cancel all flights for a decade or two, so we'll need to come by ship. Funny how history repeats itself .

 

[andytheflyer]

As a geologist, I just hope that I'm no longer around when the next big event forces the next (and there will be many more than one) mass extinction - as we can be sure that the trivial species called Homo sapiens will not survive, and the earth will go on to regenerate life in another direction. These mega-events have gone on before, and will again. It's just that there was no-one around to record them for posterity - other than the geological record that is!

Something to look forward to!

 

[classic33]

I hope you're not all expecting to come down here to get away from the three years of continuous dark winter that it will cause in the northern hemisphere.

It'd get colder down your end as well, don't worry. Parts of Australia would end up under permanant ice.

 

[asterix]

Yup, no more worries about how to chill the fosters, sport.

 

[classic33]

Remember Krakotoa?

 

[welsh dragon]

Remember Krakotoa?

Not personally no.