Dorian Gray? Not quite but something equally wild...

[Aperitif]

It's here!
A portrait of mass destruction that has taken the artist, Alastair Adams, two years to complete owing to the fugitive nature heavy commitments of the sitter.
The sitter looks as though he might be in the throes of constipation relief, in my uneducated opinion...what say you? Any particular reason for this choice of expression?
What's your favourite portrait, if such a treasure exists?

 

[Markymark]

Angry debt collector peering through the letterbox...

 

[slowmotion]

It looks as though Tony's been to Gunter von Hagens for a spot of plastination.

 

[Bollo]

Terminal 'roids

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Methinks he may have one of those weapons of mass destruction stuck somewhere

 

[vernon]

It's here!
A portrait of mass destruction that has taken the artist, Alastair Adams, two years to complete owing to the fugitive nature heavy commitments of the sitter.
The sitter looks as though he might be in the throes of constipation relief, in my uneducated opinion...what say you? Any particular reason for this choice of expression?
What's your favourite portrait, if such a treasure exists?

He's Gollum with a hairpiece and cosmetic dentistry.

 

[accountantpete]

Goes rather nicely alongside Cherie's portrait

 

[Aperitif]

He's Gollum with a hairpiece and cosmetic dentistry.

That's N. Kinnock, surely?

 

[ianrauk]

He's giving Cherie one isn't he.....

 

[Aperitif]

He's giving Cherie one isn't he.....

What? A Neil Kinnock doll? Oh, I see what you mean, Ian. (I doubt it )

 

[Crackle]

He's giving Cherie one isn't he.....

Or having a number 2 when in number 10. He did shoot on a number of people whilst there, so quite an apt expression.

 

[asterix]

Poor Tony! There's an oxymoron if ever there was one..

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Tony! There's a moron if there was one..

Couldn't resist rewording

 

[rich p]

Piss taking aside - it's a decent portrait innit?

 

[slowmotion]

**** taking aside - it's a decent portrait innit?

Yes, it's pretty good IMVHO.