Downmarket dinner party food...

[XmisterIS]

Just go to iceland like that vacuous ill-spoken trollop on the telly advert.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Are they the same as Dockyard Oysters?

Eeeeewwwwww

No, Prarie oysters are really bollocks ....

 

[Fab Foodie]

Sole Manure

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Greek Salad, after a referendum the cook decides to do nothing.

 

[Bayerd]

Turkey Twizzler Tikka Masala

When I was a student, Hot Dog Tikka Masala was a staple part of my diet.

How about Corned Beef Wellington?

 

[Kirstie]

I remember seeing some documentary about a 1950s dinner party where dry weetabix with an unnatural looking savoury topping were served as 'nibbles'. I always thought dry weetabix were the preserve of terminally stoned students with the munchies but I guess creativity knew no bounds in the 50s... weetabix are so modern, after all...

 

[Fab Foodie]

Bread and 'I can't believe it's not Butter' Pudding

 

[Fab Foodie]

Plum up-the-duff
Spotted Willy
Treacle Sponger
Toady in the hole
Cock O'Van

 

[dellzeqq]

puree de pois verts a la mode 'frites-magasin'

 

[Arch]

Bread and 'I can't believe it's not Butter' Pudding

I should have known you'd be good at this!

 

[TheDoctor]

Tesco Value burger + Cream of Mushroom cup-a-soup = Steak Diane.
Or Beef Stroganoff, if you slice up the burger and add a bit of sour cream. Or sour milk.

Venison should be easy and cheap to source. You just need an old Volvo, a road with deer on, a fair amount of courage and a Stanley knife.
A strong sawing arm helps, as would a lack of squeamishness.

 

[Fab Foodie]

puree de pois verts a la mode 'frites-magasin'

 

[Fab Foodie]

Snake and Pigmy pie
Pikey Tart
Stake and ale pie
Horses d'oeuvres

 

[Speicher]

Chocolate mouse.

 

[slowmotion]

Roadkill pate

Sorry, I can't do the acute thingy