Dream Topping

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EltonFrog

Legendary Member
On top of tri-colour fruit filled jelly for pudding tonight.

It's been about forty years since I've had jelly and dream topping. Luvverly jubberly.
 

pauldavid

Veteran
We can only hope it's another 40 years before it happens again, what sort of heinous crime did you commit to be punished in this way?

Our thoughts are with you, be strong!
 
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EltonFrog

EltonFrog

Legendary Member
2567284 said:
There is one obvious way to find out. You will know you have gone to far when elderflower and Prosecco jelly comes into the equation.

Sounds a bit posh for me.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Did you hear about the man who walked round with jelly and custard in one ear and sponge fingers in the other?
He was a trifle deaf :thumbsup:
 

Sandra6

Veteran
Location
Cumbria
Well...no. Not yet. Am I missing out?
Yes, yes you are.
Off to the shops with you.
I haven't tried it with posh stuff like fizzy wine yet, because I always make jelly for the children. Such a good mother I am.
The trick is to melt the jelly cubes in the microwave so you can use all lemonade rather than half hot water.
 
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EltonFrog

EltonFrog

Legendary Member
Yes, yes you are.
Off to the shops with you.
I haven't tried it with posh stuff like fizzy wine yet, because I always make jelly for the children. Such a good mother I am.
The trick is to melt the jelly cubes in the microwave so you can use all lemonade rather than half hot water.

Crivens! This is so much more interesting than the "mundane news" thread.
 

Durian

Über Member
I remember a sketch starring the great Stanley Baxter and he was dressed as a dodgy looking woman. A man approached him/her and said, "I'd like to cover you in jelly, custard, sponge and cream and then lick it all off you". Stanley replied (in his wonderful Scottish accent), "No, I'll not be trifled with".

Classic!
 

TVC

Guest
Carl, you'll be on the hard stuff next, Angel Delight.
Dream topping is just a gateway dessert ingrediant.
 

mark st1

Plastic Manc
Location
Leafy Berkshire
I had to Google it as ive never heard of it ? Still none the wiser to be honest :headshake:Is it poor man's squirty cream ?

Edit. That cant be true as i know from previous posts @CarlP is stinking rich. So it must be a rich mans desert.
 
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