Crackle said:A police station door. Goodness gracious and tut.
I have never been so inebriated on a bike, often merry and I've always found it an enjoyable experience, effortless and no accidents or wobbles. The only time I've come off was the next morning with a hangover and misdjudged the bend on the way for the croissants. Sandstone walls are soft but all things are relative.
There was a bit more than tutting when I finally got home. But I agree, merry is about the best level.