Is it worth it? How do I go about getting a duck?
I saw a sign today for 'Duck Racing' whilst cycling around and the thought entertained me for a few seconds.
Suddenly the thought has re-erupted, out of nowhere, like a portentous wind of ectoplasm slapping me round the face like a dead, de-electrified electric eel, and I must know.
It's not a gay 'ducky' thing, is it?
I saw a sign today for 'Duck Racing' whilst cycling around and the thought entertained me for a few seconds.
Suddenly the thought has re-erupted, out of nowhere, like a portentous wind of ectoplasm slapping me round the face like a dead, de-electrified electric eel, and I must know.
It's not a gay 'ducky' thing, is it?