I wanted a cheap pay-as-you-go phone for cycling so I walked in to Carphone Warehouse and asked for the cheapest phone they had. The salesman showed me an Alcatel phone of £2.99. "Good!" sez I. "Any cheaper?" and he rather shamefully produced this, which he said I could have for 99 pence:
That red was actually a rather tasteless sex-toy pink. I have my standards so I stuck with the black version at £2.99. It has only ever rung once and when it did, in my jersey pocket, my cycling buddy and I thought the noise was a helicopter or a farm vehicle following us. Mrs Gti was a bit miffed that the only time she ever called me, I didn't pick up. So I changed the ringtone to the William Patel Overture at full volume, though it hasn't rung since then. Actually the phone is difficult to use because I don't know what the four top buttons are for.