Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I'm a master of making up stupid lyrics to popular songs and then merrily singing them over and over until all those around me are irredeemably infected. Two of my recent favourites are...
"I can see clearly now my piles have gone,
no more plummy veins in my way,
I can see clearly now my piles have gone,
it's gonna be a preparation H free day."
I infected Mrs D with that and now whenever the song comes on Radio 2 she hs psychologically conditioned to sing my alternative lyrics.
And a simple one, "...I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs..." Manage to infect my step brother with that nasty virus.
So do any of you good folks make up silly lyrics? If so please regale us with the sordid details.
Alternatively, name a song and we can all have a go at creating alternative lyrics for you.
"I can see clearly now my piles have gone,
no more plummy veins in my way,
I can see clearly now my piles have gone,
it's gonna be a preparation H free day."
I infected Mrs D with that and now whenever the song comes on Radio 2 she hs psychologically conditioned to sing my alternative lyrics.
And a simple one, "...I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs..." Manage to infect my step brother with that nasty virus.
So do any of you good folks make up silly lyrics? If so please regale us with the sordid details.
Alternatively, name a song and we can all have a go at creating alternative lyrics for you.