Either the bikes or the wife

Discussion in 'For Sale and Auction' started by offthepace, 16 Jul 2007.

  1. offthepace

    offthepace New Member

    East Mids
    must go.
    I am minded to keep the bikes but, for the sake of Harmony the following are for sale:-

    Windcheetah recumbent trike, front & rear fairings (rear acts as carrier) suit 5'8" to 6'0" approx. Lightweight carbon/Titanium version, cost over £4,000. offers around £1,400 considered.

    56cm Colnago dream ultegra/dura ace mix, Ksyrium elites, immaculate £750

    19 1/2" Longstaff fast tourer 1980's 6 speed, down tube levers £250
    e-mail me for photos
  2. justa

    justa New Member

    hello - more details on the colagno ?

    age etc - pics would be nice :eek:
  3. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    WHAT? :?:
    Surely it's easier to get another wife! :tongue:
  4. Andy in Sig

    Andy in Sig Vice President in Exile

    What's the model name of the Windcheetah? (I'd like to check it out on their website.)
  5. spen666

    spen666 Guru

    more details on the wife please

    age, spec., location, condition
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  6. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    Buying a wife must be cheaper than buying all the bikes, mind you the monthly instalments will be very high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. stephec

    stephec Legendary Member


    They may be cheaper to buy in the first place, but what about the long term running costs?

    A lot more expensive than the odd set of cables or brake blocks.

    Now where is that list about why bikes are better than women? It was posted on C+ a while ago.

  8. OP

    offthepace New Member

    East Mids
    Sorry for the delay in replying, been working 12 hour shifts. Some pics will follow, of the bikes, not the wife but now I am going to get some sleep & hope I don't get called out again
  9. goosander

    goosander Senior Member

    Might be interested in the Windcheetah, have sent PM.
  10. ufkacbln

    ufkacbln Guest

    Why Bicycles Are Better Than Women

    1. Bicycles don't pregnant.
    2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.
    3. Bicycles don't have parents.
    4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.
    6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden.
    7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.
    8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now.
    9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.
    10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.
    11. You'll never hear, "Suprise, you're goning to own a new bicycle"
    unless you go out and buy one yourself.
    12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.
    13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
    14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss
    politics with it.
    15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your parents.
    16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.
    17. If you say bad things to your bicycle, you don't have to apologize
    before you ride it again.
    18. You can ride your bicycle as long as you want and it wont get
    19. You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it wont
    get frustrated.
    20. Your parents wont remain in touch with your old bicycle after you
    dump it.
    21. Bicycles don't get headaches.
    22. Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
    23. Your bicyle never wants a night out with other bicycles.
    24. Bicycles don't care if you're late.
    25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
    26. If your bicycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better
    27. You can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it without
    having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
    28. The only protection you need to wear when riding your bicycle is a
    decent helmet.
    29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you
    had the last time you were on your bicycle.
  11. stephec

    stephec Legendary Member

    That's the one :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

    Now sit back and wait for the women to post their version.
  12. postman

    postman Legendary Member

    Meanwood ,Leeds
    CUNOBELIN that is brilliant just going to print that out for my mates.
  13. gavintc

    gavintc Guru

    I acknowledge Cunobelin's post as being pure poetry. I had not read it before. I feel that you could add " Bikes don't heavier as they get older".

    But, the underlying message of original post is deeply depressing. I feel sorry for you. Good luck for the future - you will need it.
  14. Nortones2

    Nortones2 Veteran

    30. Bikes don't borrow your razor. 31. Bikes don't get defensive about 30.
  15. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    Bikes don't mind if you have more than one beer!!!!
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