Elvis

[chris42]

there's a guy works down the chipshop swears he's elvis…

Just like you swore to me that you'd be true

 

[Chuffy]

Yeah but he's a liar and I'm not sure about you.





Wah. Kirsty McColl. There's someone who definitely doesn't belong dead...

 

[hairyhippy]

She might be a bit cross if you dug her up now mind you.

 

[CycleWidow]

So my secretary's daughter was stopped by a reporter and photographer for our local rag and asked "What is your favourite Elvis song?"
She replied....

"Who is Elvis??????"


Hmm.

 

[User169]

And this is him at his best:

"shove it up your nose" - great stuff!!

 

[wafflycat]

"In the ghetto" was a wonderful track and "Viva! Las Vegas" is a brilliant pop song. I've not been a *real* Elvis fan but can respect his talent & influence on music

 

[Brock]

I always feel a shudder of fear when someone tells me they're an Elvis fan (assuming it wasn't obvious previously, which normally it is). It's a bit like when someone tells me they're a Christian, I just want to make my excuses and leave.

 

[Noodley]

I always feel a shudder of fear when someone tells me they're an Elvis fan (assuming it wasn't obvious previously, which normally it is). It's a bit like when someone tells me they're a Christian, I just want to make my excuses and leave.

I know what you mean.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Vastly overrated was he not?

Presley . Yes
Costello . No

 

[Lardyboy]

I always feel a shudder of fear when someone tells me they're an Elvis fan (assuming it wasn't obvious previously, which normally it is). It's a bit like when someone tells me they're a Christian, I just want to make my excuses and leave.

Yep, absolutely.