Emily Maitliss's calves

[Shut Up Legs]

I was drawn to this thread as she is rather hot and an object of my desire. With a quick google search I see the reason for the OP is complaints being made that she showed a bit of leg while reading the news.

It is a very strange world.


Long toes - wife has them. = Monkey Feet!

Is she still your wife, or did it end 10 minutes ago?

 

[stephec]

After reading all the replies the thing I've noticed is that I'm not as unusual as I thought I was.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Oh Emily I do love thee
Even with your pointy knee
On TV there's no-one finer
I'd really like to see your ... er ...um ... diner ...



Phew.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Oh Emily I do love thee
Even with your pointy knee
On TV there's no-one finer
I'd really like to see your ... er ...um ... diner ...



Phew.

I'd really like to wine her.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I'll have another go ...

The Maitliss leg is mighty fine
Would she like to sit on mine?

 

[Fab Foodie]

I'd really like to wine her.

Thanks!

 

[Fnaar]

I'd really like to wine her.

Wine? Or grine? (nsfw lyrics)

 

[Over The Hill]

Is she still your wife, or did it end 10 minutes ago?

No but over the 26 years it has come closet to ending when I get dragged around a dozen shoe shops because she cannot find a pair of shoes that fit right.

 

[nickyboy]

Emily your unique toes are so endearing
I can't seem to stop myself from peering

And wondering if or shared skeletal abnormalities
Mean we can get it on, having dispensed with the niceties

 

[glasgowcyclist]

No but over the 26 years it has come closet to ending when I get dragged around a dozen shoe shops because she cannot find a pair of shoes that fit right.

Freudian slip??

GC

 

[Fnaar]

If anybody here knows Half Man Half Biscuit*, can you get them to do a song about Emily's knees/feet/general leg area please?


* I know someone who played with a very early incarnation of them :-)

 

[theclaud]

If anybody here knows Half Man Half Biscuit*, can you get them to do a song about Emily's knees/feet/general leg area please?


* I know someone who played with a very early incarnation of them :-)

Paging @User.

 

[stephec]

Emily Emily your legs are devine,
I hope you feel the same about mine,
If you do then stop the dangle,
And let's put ours together in a tangle.

 

[ufkacbln]

After reading all the replies the thing I've noticed is that I'm not as unusual as I thought I was.

Someone "unusual" on this site ?

I thought it was a requirement

 

[ufkacbln]

[QUOTE 3097193, member: 259"]Cough. I think you'll find that the correct term is "If anybody here kens Half Man Half Biscuit* [/QUOTE]

Is Ken their manager then?