Environmentalists look away

[Cycling Naturalist]

I've been chopping a tree down, and it was very satisfying. I've now got a bonfire pile in my garden well over ten feet high and I shall be having a stupendous bonfire.

 

[LLB]

I've been chopping a tree down, and it was very satisfying. I've now got a bonfire pile in my garden well over ten feet high and I shall be having a stupendous bonfire.

I'll be hopping on another plane tomorrow morning for spain, so when you look up and see a contrail, it could be mine

My carbon footprint is definitely going up this year

 

[Smokin Joe]

If you want a laugh leave it for a week and plenty of little furry creatures will have nested in it.

 

[snorri]

I've been chopping a tree down,

We don't seem to have heard about your chopper for a while Patrick, how are the d.i.y. flying lessons coming along?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Why is it, incidentally, that if you chop a tree down and then chop it up, you don't end up back where you started?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

We don't seem to have heard about your chopper for a while Patrick, how are the d.i.y. flying lessons coming along?

It's been very windy here an unsuitable for flying.

 

[Plax]

I've been chopping a tree down, and it was very satisfying. I've now got a bonfire pile in my garden well over ten feet high and I shall be having a stupendous bonfire.

If you're into chopping down trees you're more than welcome to chop down my evergreen, it has practically taken up a quarter of the garden and I've been quoted nearly £300 to get rid of the dratted thing.

 

[domtyler]

If you're into chopping down trees you're more than welcome to chop down my evergreen, it has practically taken up a quarter of the garden and I've been quoted nearly £300 to get rid of the dratted thing.

I'd be careful making offers like that to Patrick, he is probably dribbling into his Sauvignon Blanc right now!

 

[snorri]

It's been very windy here an unsuitable for flying.

Ah! so you have achieved a sufficient level of competence indoors to encourage you to try the great outdoors now.

 

[yenrod]

I've been chopping a tree down, and it was very satisfying. I've now got a bonfire pile in my garden well over ten feet high and I shall be having a stupendous bonfire.

[Robocops voice] - your a 'chop-killer' !

:?:

 

[sheddy]

At least you weren't in hurry -

Fir Tree Trimmer 2002 Darwin Award Nominee. Confirmed True by Darwin
(15 June 2002, England) A tree surgeon, 28, decided to save time and throw the pruned branches of a fir directly into a fire he built near the base of the tree. ALL trees burn, especially fir trees. Predictably, the tree caught fire, putting an end to his further time-saving innovations

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

If you're into chopping down trees you're more than welcome to chop down my evergreen, it has practically taken up a quarter of the garden and I've been quoted nearly £300 to get rid of the dratted thing.

What is it? The tree I cut down was a self seeded leylandii.