Equifax shambles - I'm going to change my name.

[Globalti]

I'm so worried that Equifax might have revealed my name, date of birth and phone number to fraudsters that I've decided to change my name by deed poll.

What name? Hmmmmm.... how about Eduardo BIanchi? Then at least I'll be riding a personalised bike!

 

[Drago]

Change it to the name of the Equifax CEO, see how he likes it.

I'm going with Bradley Hoy.

 

[Fnaar]

Dirk Sausage

 

[PeteXXX]

Ben Doon

 

[Threevok]

Sidney Harbour (handy too - if your wife's name is Pearl)

 

[byegad]

Hey! You!,

That way I'll always be called the correct name by arissoles in the street..

 

[ColinJ]

I was riding my Basso up a local climb past a pub garden one summer many years ago. One drinker looked over at me and called out "Hey Ivan, get stuck in lad - Lance is well ahead of you!" I was quite impressed by his eyesight and quick wit ...

 

[Levo-Lon]

How about Feckin Skint...no point scamming then

 

[Threevok]

Prince [insert African name here] of Nigeria

 

[Tin Pot]

Rim Shot.

 

[swee'pea99]

Algernon Montmorency McMadagascar

 

[Drago]

Margaret Kinnock.

Hilary Trump.

Donald Putin.

 

[Oxo]

I’ve had the letter from Equifax today...

Orson Cart

 

[Dirk]

I'm going to indulge in a bit of 'ignorance signalling' here.
What's 'Equifax'?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Rudolf Hucker might be a nice fit.