Euphemism of the day

[red_tom]

'There's nothing more macho than landing a helicopter in your girlfriend's backyard'

 

[Fab Foodie]

What...like slipping your chopper between her hedgerows?

 

[Fab Foodie]

I love the smell of latex in the morning...

We can't shag here...that's Charlies garden....Sir, Charlie don't shag...

 

[sheddy]

Don't beat about the bush - just say what you want