Eurovision 2016

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Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Australia cant win, what a joke that would be.

It is the Eurovision Broadcasting Company or area or whatever it is, it has feck all to do with Europe itself!

Personally, I think it would be hillarious if it was in Oz!
 

irw

Quadricyclist
Location
Liverpool, UK
I've been in work, so I'm trying to watch it on iPlayer...not having much luck though, anyone have any idea how I can find it and watch from the beginning?
 
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subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
I've been in work, so I'm trying to watch it on iPlayer...not having much luck though, anyone have any idea how I can find it and watch from the beginning?

You would be best poking your eyes out and pushing knitting needles in your ears , then you can avoid the winning song .
 

Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham
So, the UK entry is courting mid-table respectability when the jury's votes are counted... Then, when the points from each country's public vote are added, it sinks to third last.

If the UK could somehow put The Beatles in, at their pomp, next year, the song would still finish no better than third last. The rest of Europe hates the UK, it appears.

Boris will be all over this like a cheap suit tomorrow.:laugh:
 

Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham
All over Ukraine, people decided to celebrate their country's triumph with a nice cup of tea.

The water went in the kettles, the kettles went on the hobs, the gas knobs were turned on.

And at that exact moment, all over Ukraine, the people were as one, in thought...

..."what the f*** has happened to the gas?"
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
All over Ukraine, people decided to celebrate their country's triumph with a nice cup of tea.

The water went in the kettles, the kettles went on the hobs, the gas knobs were turned on.

And at that exact moment, all over Ukraine, the people were as one, in thought...

..."what the f*** has happened to the gas?"

Wouldn't it be coffee??
 
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