Eurovision 2026

[DCLane]

I'm not going to admit I'm a Eurovision fan but I have a passing interest (I once briefly went out with a Eurovision winner, before she won). So, in between marking this afternoon I listened to all 35 entries for this year in full given five usual entrants aren't taking part. As I'm away moving son no. 2 this weekend I won't be watching it but may catch the semi-finals.

My prediction? The UK entry will get null points from everyone. It's abysmal.

The winner? France, Estonia or Moldova for me.

Should you wish to hear a snippet of each entry it's below for you to make your own decision:

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ah, but who did you briefly go out with??

Lets get the important questions out of the way first! 🤔😆

 

[stephec]

Ah, but who did you briefly go out with??

Lets get the important questions out of the way first! 🤔😆

If I was DC I'd be very happy if it was Dana, and not the bloke in a frock from Israel. 😂

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If I was DC I'd be very happy if it was Dana, and not the bloke in a frock from Israel. 😂

What about Conchita Wurst? 😆

 

[steveindenmark]

Was it a Bucks Fizzer ?? 😁 Did Rene steal Celine off you? 😁

Its a dismal show. I would rather watch Hull City play football and thats bad.

 

[wakemalcolm]

Time to root out my favourite meme if he doesn't provide photographic proof:

(I actually have no reason to doubt you.)

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Czechia is my favorite, Australia and Belgium second favorites.
Best video true to their country: Cyprus!

 

[DCLane]

Ah, but who did you briefly go out with??

Lets get the important questions out of the way first! 🤔😆

That's being kept off a public forum I'm afraid. And she was definitely a 'she' before anyone thinks otherwise.

 

[Homers Double]

It’s a load of old tosh anyway, nobody cares.

Well, someone must as it keeps coming back…

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well, someone must as it keeps coming back…

Like the yearly threads about it on here? 😆

 

[DRM]

Best video true to their country: Cyprus!

Is there a divide in the middle, with people in Blue berets stopping them hurling threats at each other

 

[PeteXXX]

Ah, but who did you briefly go out with??

Lets get the important questions out of the way first! 🤔😆

And did she wear anything on her feet when performing? 🤔

 

[bluenotebob]

And did she wear anything on her feet when performing

You have to be as old as @PeteXXX and me to get that reference

 

[DRM]

You have to be as old as @PeteXXX and me to get that reference

Is there a Mars Bar reference too

 

[katiewlx]

You have to be as old as @PeteXXX and me to get that reference

Just who's pulling the strings... (and Im not that old, just very good at pub quizzes)