Even Nessie is giving up on Scotland

[classic33]

Another blow for the 'Yes' vote? First the banks threaten to flee an independent Scotland, now it appears the Loch Ness Monster has relocated south of the border!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Loch-Ness-Monster-relocated-south-border.html

 

[Gravity Aided]

I believe that company makes cameras that can find the Loch Ness Monster anywhere, probably in a bathtub, like the last one. Photoshop it as you like it.

 

[classic33]

I believe that company makes cameras that can find the Loch Ness Monster anywhere, probably in a bathtub, like the last one. Photoshop it as you like it.

Ssshhhh, don't let the Yes voters hear that bit.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'm waiting for her to appear in a cycle lane now.

 

[Hover Fly]

As everyone working near the lake knows, it's the local otters feeling put out by the popularity of meerkats, (even Moon Bunny's series of poems about the local wild life didn't completely placate them) so they are standing on their hind legs and talking in Irish accents (copied off Bunns) in an attempt to be as appealing as the Russian accented infantiphage aliens.
That animal in the photo is obviously standing on a rock and shouting to her mate "The water is very cold this morning, (deleted to preserve good Anglo-Irish relations)."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

PFFFTTT!! That news is already ancient history, have you heard the latest??

 

[classic33]

PFFFTTT!! That news is already ancient history, have you heard the latest??

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Last month. Been getting ready since!

 

[Moon bunny]

..."The water is very cold this morning, so it is."

Coming soon to a forum near you: How should I dispose of my partner's dead body?

 

[classic33]

Coming soon to a forum near you: How should I dispose of my partner's dead body?

For some ideas.
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=79865
http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2009/07/30/how-to-dispose-of-a-dead-body/

Others are available

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Coming soon to a forum near you: How should I dispose of my partner's dead body?

How would you avoid getting arrested but??

 

[classic33]

How would you avoid getting arrested but??

Don't get caught with the body, wear a disposable paper suit(burnt/destroyed after use) wear gloves. Don't allow any part of the body, including contents to come into contact with your vehicle

Or use a freezer http://www.irishexaminer.com/irelan...-hidden-in-freezer-for-five-years-106565.html

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Don't get caught with the body, wear a disposable paper suit(burnt/destroyed after use) wear gloves. Don't allow any part of the body, including contents to come into contact with your vehicle

Or use a freezer http://www.irishexaminer.com/irelan...-hidden-in-freezer-for-five-years-106565.html

Yebbut if you are a crap liar, they are bound to soon suspect something... So they will!

 

[classic33]

Yebbut if you are a crap liar, they are bound to soon suspect something... So they will!

You keep your story short & simple. And stick to it!!
No tripping yourself up over something you said

 

[Hover Fly]

How would you avoid getting arrested but??

Even as I type this, she is going through the small print of the Good Friday Agreement for get-out clauses.

 

[classic33]

Whiskey in your tea!
T'will hide the taste & make it seem natural.