Ever had a giraffe problem?

[Ajax Bay]

Yer 'avin' a giraffe

 

[I like Skol]

And you were 37 years old at the time!

Remarkably close to the mark, if not spot on, were you there? I had my two children when I was 30 and 33 so would have been at the attraction when they were young, probably about 37'ish (physical age, much younger mentally)

 

[grldtnr]

I am guessing here, but I doubt they were aliens.
More likely you were at the local Surgery the Doctors & Nurses were having a bit of fun with you.

 

[fossyant]

Nearly got kicked out of Knowlsley Safari Park after I attempted to wrestle a giraffe at the viewing platform! I'm sorry, but we were at head level and it seemed to me the natural thing to do was to grab the horns and hold on tight. The keepers stood nearby disagreed.....

Why does that not surprise me

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Lovely encounter @Cycleops

 

[rydabent]

A guy sold me an anti giraffe bell. It really works, since I have never seen one on any of my rides.

 

[ColinJ]

A guy sold me an anti giraffe bell. It really works, since I have never seen one on any of my rides.

A guy sold me an anti-Basso giraffe head squeaky hooter. It really did NOT work. As you can see from this photo, it wasn't long before I was intercepted by a rider on a nearly identical Basso bike!!

 

[lazybloke]

They're taking over my kitchen...

 

[ColinJ]

Nearly got kicked out of Knowlsley Safari Park after I attempted to wrestle a giraffe at the viewing platform! I'm sorry, but we were at head level and it seemed to me the natural thing to do was to grab the horns and hold on tight. The keepers stood nearby disagreed.....

I found security camera footage of the incident. Did you really think that the keepers would believe that you were a giraffe chiropractor?