Ever needed an excuse

[welsh dragon]

It won't work for me. I tried googing it and got

"Im sorry darling. We can't have sex tonight, because I haven't recovered from doing it with your mother".

 

[stephec]

I'd love to contribute more to this but I have to tidy my frantic garden.

 

[stephec]

It won't work for me. I tried googing it and got

"Im sorry darling. We can't have sex tonight, because I haven't recovered from doing it with your mother".

Could have been worse, it could have gave you, "with my mother."

 

[welsh dragon]

I'd love to contribute more to this but I have to tidy my frantic garden.

 

[stephec]

"Swap my tiny weasel," I'm not going to get any sleep tonight.

Top find @classic33

 

[welsh dragon]

Don't tell traindriver either.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Yes, it's a good thing it's only 7:10am here and I'm still alone at work, because I'm sniggering a fair bit right now.

 

[stephec]

Get yourself over here @172traindriver this is thread of the year.

 

[Donger]

What have you done, Donger?

Thought I'd just drop a bomb in there and see what happened.

 

[MikeG]

Thought I'd just drop a bomb in there and see what happened.

How easy is it to start a new forum?

 

[classic33]

Yes, it's a good thing it's only 7:10am here and I'm still alone at work, because I'm sniggering a fair bit right now.

Just as well really. Anyone going past might wonder what you were doing!

 

[welsh dragon]

Well im not doing anything.

 

[172traindriver]

Get yourself over here @172traindriver this is thread of the year.

Just having a look and when 'poison my frantic sausage' came up I immediately thought of Mrs D

 

[classic33]

Well im not doing anything.

Poor excuse.

 

[welsh dragon]

I told you lot not to tell him didn't I? Now look what you've done.