Ever needed an excuse

[Saluki]

I have just spat wine over my keyboard reading this thread. Hubster thinks that I'm having a turn - again.

 

[SteCenturion]

I know someone else who'll enjoy this @SteCenturion

Bugger Me ! (Not an invite)

I can't open the link..

I just get this 'little box' thing..

Join in tomorrow..

I can't now coz...

I've got a tube steak needs tenderising.

See Y'all..

 

[tyred]

I've no time for this now as I have to kiss my slimy boat and then loosen my lumpy carpet before hiding my grumpy sausage.

 

[welsh dragon]

I've no time for this now as I have to kiss my slimy boat and then loosen my lumpy carpet before hiding my grumpy sausage.

 

[MikeG]

Don't encourage them!

 

[welsh dragon]

Don't encourage them!

I'll have to dig my laptop out later and see if it works on that.

 

[SteCenturion]

I'll have to dig my laptop out later and see if it works on that.

I'll have to dig my lap dancers top out later & see if it works on that.

FTFY.

 

[Profpointy]

But couldn't think of one at the time. Try http://www.onlinegamingzone.com/randomexcusemachine.html

Not from the "excuse-o-tron", but one I particularly liked was phoning up the office saying "I can't come in today, the voices told me to stay home and clean my guns". Apparently there's never any argument

 

[stephec]

I'll have to dig my laptop out later and see if it works on that.

Have you got it out yet?

I can't look at it at the moment as I'm on my works laptop, that probably won't stop some of the nonsense I normally post though.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

apparently my excuse is that I have to shave my hairy muffin!

 

[welsh dragon]

apparently my excuse is that I have to shave my hairy muffin!

 

[welsh dragon]

Have you got it out yet?

I can't look at it at the moment as I'm on my works laptop, that probably won't stop some of the nonsense I normally post though.

No. Not yet. I'll get it out later.

 

[tyred]

Excuse me while I play my floppy trumpet.

 

[Saluki]

Excuse me while I play my floppy trumpet.

 

[Saluki]

I'm just off to Scratch my Fluffy Burrito. BRB