Ever woken up after a boozy night out and discovered a surprise?

[Easytigers]

Woke up knowing that I'd made the effort to technical chunder the night before i.e. making myself sick so that I would be fine in the morning (it made sense at the time!). I remembered that I had thought it was quite funny but couldn't quite remember the details of where I'd been sick. It was only when my housemates turned the kettle on that I realised that it was probably quite an unpopular attempt to be funny! The flat held that smell for days!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

In a particular job, we had a period of going out every Friday straight from work, not eating, and boozing till closing time. I used to regularly fall asleep on the train home (this was London), miss my stop, and end up getting a taxi back to London from the wilds of Kent. It got very expensive, and I wasn't Mr Popular when I got home, either.

I was meant to be going to London once and ended up on the Bournmouth train and I hadn't even had a drink!

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I recall waking up after a heavy night of drinking and being awake for a good few hours before my flatmate returned home and said "what happened to you?" I had not a clue what he was on about until I looked in the mirror and discovered I had a number of stitches in my top lip. I had not clue how it had happened nor attending the hospital - a few days later I found out I had been involved in a "disturbance" and had been hit in the face with a traffic cone (weighted with sand), and had gone to the hospital by taxi where I was thereafter left to fend for myself. How I laughed (once the stitches were removed...)

 

[slowmotion]

I was staying in a large house in the grounds of the State mental hospital on Oahu, Hawaii. I wasn't a patient, just the guest of the owner. It was a New Years Eve party and strong drink had been taken. At about 4:30am, after everybody had gone to bed and the fireworks in the distance started to die down, I wandered naked into a quiet adjacent room and took an extravagant and showy p1ss off the balcony into the garden below.
I only discovered a couple of months later that an eighty year old woman had been closely observing my performance from her bed in the same room.

 

[Lonestar]

I got pissed one night and found my PC upside down the next day.I did remember I had trouble turning it on the night before and gave up.

The classic in a Thailand hotel toom.After a night of boozing I was eating Maltesers on my nice white bedroom sheets.Fell asleep.When I woke up there were melted Maltesers all over the bed sheets.A highly embarrassing moment explaining that one which only a 1000 baht note could fix.

 

[winjim]

Friend of mine, teenager living with his parents. Parents had sort of split up but couldn't afford separate homes so my mate has his dad in his bedroom, sharing a bunk bed. Dad has the bottom bunk, naturally. One day my mate comes home blind drunk, makes it as far as his bedroom and decides he needs a wee. In his pissed up state, he can't even work out what room he's in so just ends up relieving himself all over the bottom bunk.

Let's just say his dad wasn't very happy being woken up.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Not one of mine as such, but on holiday a few years back, a group of young lads were staying in the same hotel.

One day, laying by the pool, a crowd of Germans were having a proper rant at the poor manager. I couldn't understand a word, but every now and again, they'd shout angrily 'clip, clop, clip, clop, baaaa'.

It turns out the lads had tied the bed sheets together and hauled a goat up to the top floor of the hotel, and shoved it in bed with their mate who was passed out drunk so it looked like he'd 'entertained' it. He binned it out onto the corridor, where it ran up and down waking the Germans up.

It's a shame really, because they kicked the lads out of the hotel, and they'd been good value entertainment, pulling a few other stunts too.

 

[glenn forger]

Woke up on the top deck of an N8 bus in a garage at half seven Saturday morning. I had got on at Holborn at about 1am. Slept really well curled up. Walked down and stepped off the bus into a big garage, walked out and went in a cafe and said "English breakfast please, and where am I?" It was Romford.

 

[gbb]

In a previous address I woke up one morning, looked out the kitchen window to see a wallet..ooer, out I went to pick it up. A few feet away...there's change all over the path, I pick it up...I look towards a neighbours, there's a pair of trousers dumped outside the door. The wallet belonged to the address with the trousers.
Irish Pat, lovely fella, could drink and drink, a real pub fella. We took them back later..his wife resignedly took the stuff.....silly drunken beggar, he's started getting undressed before he's even got in the door she said.

 

[stephec]

I have two similar stories, went to a wedding stayed at a mates, woke up on the bottom bed of bunk beds but was surprised to find myself under the mattress, who knows why... I was later to find out when my friend rang to inform me that someone has pissed in the bottom draw of his chest of draws all over his underwear, we never found out who did it, he only had circumstantial evidence and no real proof, but I'm lead to believe I was the only one sleeping in the room...who knows ....
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I was woken up in the early hours oneday due to me woman screaming and ranting, she kept repeating "why are you pissing on the curtains" she wasn't best pleased is an understatement.....

When I read this out to Mrs Stephec she reminded me of the time I mistook the walk in wardrobe for an en suite in our last house.

 

[Profpointy]

a mate at uni mistook the pages of his essay for the white porcelain of his in-room sink

 

[ArDee]

Whilst staying in a hotel on holiday - I woke up most mornings to find that somebody had sneaked in during the night and turned the TV on full blast, never did catch the person who was doing it!

 

[TVC]

As a student in Leicester I woke up at a flat in Nottingham. I had no idea who's flat it was, fortunately the bloke off my course who I knew vaguely woke up on the same floor and seemed to know what was happening. I had never gone out drinking with him before, I have neer been drinking with him since, and I didnt set off drinking with him that night.

29 years ago and I still have no idea what happened, but I think it involved Newkie broon.

 

[Maverick Goose]

When I read this out to Mrs Stephec she reminded me of the time I mistook the walk in wardrobe for an en suite in our lasAt house.

It could've been the dishwasher...

 

[winjim]

I think the biggest and best surprise after a good night out is when you have more money left over than expected, always a bonus.....

Until you remember that you visited a cashpoint halfway through the night, and withdrew a vast amount.