Everyday things you've never ate/drank, seen or done

[Arch]

I've never said 'ate', when I meant 'eaten'...

Gosh, so many things I've never done, I don't think I could list them...

 

[Slim]

I've never had a job where I've had to wear a suit and tie.

In the words of ChrisKH "you're not missing anything".

My company has reintroduced "business wear" for all staff regardless of the fact that we never meet the public. I think the boss's mother told him that all important people have jackets that match their trousers

 

[Greedo]

I was in a hurry

I've never said 'ate', when I meant 'eaten'...

Gosh, so many things I've never done, I don't think I could list them...

 

[ChrisKH]

I've never used coke, LSD, skunk, heroin, crack, crystal meth, uppers, downers, inners, outers, space cake, ecstasy, methadone, dexedrine, rohypnol or poppers.

Boring sod.

 

[PaulB]

I've never read a book written by a woman.

 

[TheDoctor]

I've never been to a football match. I have eaten black pudding, but I wish I hadn't...

 

[dodgy]

I've never read a book written by a woman.

Haha Actually I just realised that I don't think I have either

 

[Night Train]

I've never had a permanent job.
I've never eaten steak that was still bleeding.
I've never jumped off a diving board.
I've never broken any bones.

 

[Over The Hill]

I've never read a book written by a woman.

How do you know? Has it been a policy all your life or have you only read a few books in your life?

How about Enid Blyton?

 

[Over The Hill]

Never smoked.

Never eaten marmite (but love twiglets).

Never had a "shot" in a bar.

Never watched Big Brother, Eastenders, Corrie or any other soap.

So far I have not fallen off my bike!

Not seen Star Wars or any Star Trek film.

I do sound boring.

 

[dodgy]

Eh yes, Enid Blyton, that rules me out of that one then, I was a big fan as a kid.

 

[Arch]

I've never had a permanent job.
I've never eaten steak that was still bleeding.
I've never jumped off a diving board.
I've never broken any bones.

Oooh! take that last one back, quick! Famous last words...

 

[alecstilleyedye]

I've never been insane, put my baby on a plane
with a suitcase that's alive and kicking
And your honour i confess that I've never tasted meths
or hid a gun in a box of fried chicken
I've never been to Amsterdam, left my heart in Vietnam
or sold gum on the streets of Mexico
never smuggled pot or been murdered in my squat
two stories from the top of a no go

I've never had to steal or sell my body for a meal
cigarettes, alcohol or drugs
I've never had a tattoo or scar that wouldn't heal
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

I've never been on strike, or a speeding motorbike
been propositioned beten up or mugged
I've got 20/20 vision but I've never seen the light
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

And if you're looking for trouble
You came to the wrong place

I've never gone cold turkey in a shed in Albuquerke
or played chicken on a railway line
I've never been a litter bug, given head or taken drugs
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

Crack that whip across my thigh
stick a needle in my eye
Cross my heart and hope to die
I have lived a sheltered life

actually, one bit of that is untrue

 

[Arch]

Don't worry, I'm sure we've all sold our bodies for a meal at least once

Yeah, I managed to get enough for a tunnocks teacake and a can of irn bru, and I don't even like irn bru.

 

[Night Train]

Oooh! take that last one back, quick! Famous last words...

Well, I suppose technically it isn't true as I have broken many bones in the preparation of food.